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chocomel male

A more sophisticated and superior male to yogurt males. Chocomel males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy free chocomel and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently sipping chocomel.
Joost: Is that guy over there an alpha?
Lubo: No, look at him pouring the free drink from the vending machine, it is a Chocomel male.

*Jan pours his chocomel*

Lubo: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while sipping chocomel.
by ChocomelTruther July 5, 2024
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Chocomel

Every since I moved to the Netherlands, I can't believe I used to drink that nastyass chocolate flavored corn syrup Yoo-hoo. Chocomel is De Enige Echte.
by Rpdrfan January 3, 2025
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Chomie

The word "Chomie" was generated in mid-2019 and can be used to describe an individual or individual(s) who exhibit weird or perverted behavior, oftentimes a creep or someone who displays lust for a woman.

"Chomie" can also be used when greeting a friend or Homie. Whether it is a "what's up" or "goodbye" the term is very versatile in the way it can be utilized.

In its darkest usage, it can be used to describe an older individual who preys on the young.
(Verb) Dude, why are you being such a chomie?

Get off of me chomie!!

(Noun) That man is a fucken chomie.

What's up chomie...how's it going?

The other day I went out to dinner with Shabuya and bro was being such a chomie checking out the ladies.
by TheBitchWhisperer January 3, 2025
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Chom

Chom is phrase about an ugly old man (Chopped old man), it's a way for gen z and gen Alpha to talk about the older generations men, in a way so they dont understand.
Person 1: “Omg he's such a Chom”
Person 2: “Yeah, he's probably still a virgin”
by Whatthesus March 17, 2025
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Chocomel suprise

A sexual act in which one partner keeps a generous mouthful of chocolate milk (ideally room temperature for maximum shock value) during anal sex. At the peak moment of intensity — just as the other partner lets go — the chocomel is spit dramatically onto their lower back, accompanied by the shout: “It’s raining cocoa, baby!”

Variations:

The Warm Wiener: Same idea, but performed in a bathtub for extra splash zone.

The Double Chocolate Factory: When both partners have chocolate milk... use your imagination. Bonus points for sound effects.
by Henk1944 April 12, 2025
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Chomiik

He is an incredibly handsome man with the most beautiful eyes and the biggest biceps in the world!
He is an absolute beast! He's as tall as a tree and built like a brick outhouse. And his biceps? Man, they're massive!
He is the kind of person who makes sure that everyone feels comfortable and included – and that's just great!
He is so funny and the smartest person on the planet! And he has massive biceps.
Despite all this, he is very modest. So be sure to let him know every now and then how much you appreciate him!
Haaave you met Chomiik, the handsome-ass dude with massive biceps?
- Yes, he can be a sassy brainiac sometimes but he's the best.
by X'O. February 18, 2026
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chomly

Oh do you know Chomly?

Omg you mean Travis Kelce?? Of course!
by travice chomly August 26, 2025
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