Lord of the Choad

1. A person who shamelessly and constantly takes food, drinks or favors without asking. The ultimate choad warrior.

Wow, looks like the Lord of the Choad was here; the fridge is friggin' EMPTY!

by tarpet December 12, 2011

choad

A choad is really a penis tat is larger than it is wide. Also, the definition as choad being the skin between your nuts and your anus is actually the definition for the term "grundle"

Dude, you have a choad........

by playnpimpnballer September 10, 2003

choad boy

a penis that is fatter than what it is long

(jamie) look at choad boy hes pissing in the corner.

by will gdfg May 1, 2005

choad

A hot sticky load of ball sauce blasted on to some chick's forehead.

Damn woman, wipe that choad off your freakin' face!

by MGK September 24, 2006

choad

NDBoston, troll of the internet

wow, NDBoston is a fine choad

by moi April 9, 2005

Choad

Penis that is more wider then it is tall. Like a cheesewheel

Guy: hey are you ready for your first time.

Girl: Oh my god! WHAT IS THAT!

Guy: Uhhhhhhhhh....

Girl: Thats a fuckin CHOAD!! ITS TO FAT!!

by Mikesheets18 January 13, 2009

chaffer

to chaffe. when something or someone sucks.

going to work chaffes.
That frank guy is a chaffer

by kevin roy February 17, 2003