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Chicago Fire

The Chicago Fire Soccer Club are a 1st divison professional soccer club that plays in the MLS. Founded on October 4th, 1997, they are one of the first expansion clubs in Major League Soccer’s history. Their colors are red and white, and they played their inaugural season in 1998 and also famously won the double that year. (the MLS Cup & U.S Open Cup)
I’m a Chicago Fire fan. “OmG, i LoVe ThAt ShOW!” No, I mean the soccer team. “ThEReS a SoCceR tEaM iN CHicAGo?” smh
by Marco Salazar June 6, 2019
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Chicago Ebonics

Founded by Chief Keef, this launguage was created August 15 2013 when Chief Keef releases his mixtape “bang”. This day was the the start of the great decline in the modern U.S. language. With this new language and Mumble Rap influencing our youth, the world will soon fall to an extra terrestrial species of what scientists call space nigger. This species will speak fluent Chicago Ebonics. According to multiple studies conducted by nimrod inc. Chief Keef has been linked to many ties with this life force and it is speculated that he is their leader. According to the Book of Revalation in the New Testament of the Christian bible, Armageddon is the prophesied location of a gathering of armies for a battle during the end times. This references the battle between Chief Keef’s extraterrestrial army and all of the worlds armies combined. Unfortunately, tensions will cause opposing countries to turn on each other and it will be an all out free for all. The end of the world is coming, when the Rapture occurs, those of Chicago Ebonics and all other ebonics of the earth will ascend with Chief Keef to the heavens. Leaving all non believers in its wake. According to Hebrews 12:26-28, 26 When God spoke the first time, his voice shook only the earth. This time he has promised to shake the earth once again, and heaven too. 27 The words “Love Sosa nigga bang bang I be on O bloc” mean that all created things will someday be shaken and removed. In Chief Keef we trust, amen.
Tyrone: I be on i bloc
John: Stop speaking Chicago Ebonics
by Nigga milk April 7, 2019
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Dicking in Chicago

When at approximately 22:45pm you pull your trousers down and show your dick to Chicago!
Hey Tyler you fuck, I might go dicking in Chicago tomorrow
by Your own Nan April 26, 2017
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Diet Chicago

A place where there is no crime and has a very trustworthy population.
Living in Diet Chicago is such a paradise.
by bonelesspizza April 5, 2017
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The Chicago Delusion

The Chicago Delusion is the belief that for every experience or interaction to be had in Grand Rapids there is a superior analog in Chicago. It is a way for Grand Rapids residents to withdraw into a fantasy world where everything is different but in such a way that they aren’t challenged to learn a new language, food, culture, or way of life. Those who succumb to the Chicago Delusion foreclose on their social capital in Grand Rapids long before they move away, if they succeed in doing so. You can see the bean reflected in their two-thousand-yard stare.
The Chicago Delusion had taken hold of Cameron, but now that he's moved to the city, he's already talking about how nice it would be in LA.
by FruityShtetls February 1, 2018
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Lil Chicago

Hamilton, Ohio is a city just North of Cincinnati called Lil Chicago, Manley due in part to Chicago gang leaders moving drug businesses to the area in the 30’s. The name and title of Lil Chicago is kept alive to this day due to the crime and gang activities on the east side of Hamilton. Other nicknames for this city include ham, h-town, the H and the west side of the city is often referred to as hamiltucky. For those in the city, west and East are often considered separate cities being split by a river with two completely different lifestyles, East consisting of mostly black Americans and Hispanic Americans making little to no income.
I would rather not move to Lil Chicago, nothing but crackheads and violence.
by All things Ohio September 6, 2020
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Chicago lightning

Dated american slang phrase to refer to bullets or gunfire.
"Thanks, friend; but you're wasting your time. You better warn Crocker. If that louse makes a play for me, he'll get hit with Chicago lightning!" from the book The hard-boiled omnibus (1952) by Joseph Thompson Shaw.
by FalcoMeyster January 22, 2023
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