2 definitions by FruityShtetls
1.Heller's Law states that anything said or done by anyone at any time can reasonably be responded to with a jerkoff motion.
2. Responding with the phrase "Heller's Law" signifies disinterest or disgust in the preceding comment as a verbal placeholder for a jerkoff motion.
2. Responding with the phrase "Heller's Law" signifies disinterest or disgust in the preceding comment as a verbal placeholder for a jerkoff motion.
by FruityShtetls September 1, 2013
The Chicago Delusion is the belief that for every experience or interaction to be had in Grand Rapids there is a superior analog in Chicago. It is a way for Grand Rapids residents to withdraw into a fantasy world where everything is different but in such a way that they aren’t challenged to learn a new language, food, culture, or way of life. Those who succumb to the Chicago Delusion foreclose on their social capital in Grand Rapids long before they move away, if they succeed in doing so. You can see the bean reflected in their two-thousand-yard stare.
The Chicago Delusion had taken hold of Cameron, but now that he's moved to the city, he's already talking about how nice it would be in LA.
by FruityShtetls February 1, 2018