Tool Chest

A tool chest is another name for an over populated bar full of douches.

Joe Blow - "Man I'm glad we left that last bar, it was such a tool chest."

by Demonball March 20, 2015

sledder chest

A sledder chest is when your chest and gut form a perfect ski jump slope. At the end of the jump or "the table" you would hit and launch a jump of maximum "fly" distance. The perfect sledder chest would land a sledder in the worlds record for distance. The gut portion that forms this perfect sledder chest is known as an SCSG.

Pillz: Yo check out that dude's sledder chest. He cant get any closer to the table as a result. His chest also acts as a bib for food collection.
Mich: Yeah he's totally bibbing up like chi chi.

by 1337c0d3d00d May 18, 2016

Cunt-chested

1) when a woman's boobs are so big that her cunt appears to be on her chest
2) when a woman with big boobs has a cold

Girl: Did you see Lucy in that dress?

Guy: hell yeah, that chick is cunt-chested

by dikcee and laverner April 24, 2017

Juul chester

It comes worst at night. That feeling of heavy weight and sharp pains in your lungs, usually just seconds or minutes after that last juul rip before tucking it in for bed. Sometimes you can’t tell if your lungs are failing or if it’s just the sweet goodnight kiss from mr. juul himself.

“No joke i SWEAR my lungs were failing last night. i couldn’t breathe from the sharp pains!”

“no way man! that’s just juul chester, you’re fine.”

by Fingerlickingoodgirl November 14, 2019

Chip Chest

Classic british word for when you eat too many fries (chips) and you get heartburn/a dry throat

Jane Doe scoffed down her dinner too quick and got chip chest

by sexylen66 November 26, 2021

The Chest Hole Cereal Bowl

Sexual Act popularized by Porn Star Matthew Coffey where an individual pours milk and cereal into an individual with Pectus Excavatum and another individual slurps it out of them with a spoon, a straw or their mouth.
Not to be confused with the chest hole shot where someone takes a body shot from an individual with Pectus Excavatum

"If you don't shut up I'm going to hit you so hard someone will be able to get The Chest Hole Cereal Bowl from you"

by (Saatvik) February 13, 2022

Penis Chest

A penis chest is someone who impersonates a wheetus nest and actively engage in homosexual activity. They may also post vents on their snapchat story, even though they bully people!

“what is a penis chest?”
“an active homosexual. see, that small guy in the beige hat over there is a penis chest!”

by therealwheetusnest April 13, 2023