The act of taking your piece of shit cell phone back to the store and shoving up the salesperson's ass.
I am so sick of this fucking cell phone. I have had it replaced at least ten times and each one of them has been worst than the last.
I'm going to use this one for a little cell-u-lar-sodomy.
I'm going to use this one for a little cell-u-lar-sodomy.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
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creative, cellis
by one with nature September 5, 2009
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by aim1981 July 22, 2010
Get the cell-snubbed mug.Time traveler from the 1970s: Why are all these people talking to themselves?
Teenager in the present day: They're talking on cell phones, duh.
Teenager in the present day: They're talking on cell phones, duh.
by Rasnodar February 28, 2011
Get the cell phone mug.1) A place where prisoners have a bed and toilet and are locked up next to other cells
2) cell is short for cellular, cell as in cell phone means personal, your personal phone
2) cell is short for cellular, cell as in cell phone means personal, your personal phone
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Prison guard: GET IN YOUR CELL!
Prisoner: OK sir.
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Guy1: hey dude can I barrow your cellular phone?
Guy2: don't you mean CELL phone?
Prison guard: GET IN YOUR CELL!
Prisoner: OK sir.
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Guy1: hey dude can I barrow your cellular phone?
Guy2: don't you mean CELL phone?
by SkunkGirl February 26, 2019
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Get the mrs cella mug.One of the greatest video game series of this generation. Splinter Cell revolves around you (Sam Fisher) going on espionage missions for the NSA. The actually stories are a bit complicated I don't even stand all of it myself but I don't play games for stories.
Unlike most game series, this one gets better with each release. Comparing it to MGS is just silly, they are two amazing franchises.
Chaos Theory (3rd of the series, not counting the shitty handheld versions) is one of my favorite games ever. It eliminates all the trial and error of the first two and really makes it much more enjoyable(I've beaten it 7 times already). It's so flexible and flat out amazing in terms of everything that makes a game good. Good graphics, amazing soundtrack, deep and flexible gameplay, and replayiblity. Don't get me started on how amazing the multiplayer is because words don't do it justice. It's so genious yet so underrated.
Unlike most game series, this one gets better with each release. Comparing it to MGS is just silly, they are two amazing franchises.
Chaos Theory (3rd of the series, not counting the shitty handheld versions) is one of my favorite games ever. It eliminates all the trial and error of the first two and really makes it much more enjoyable(I've beaten it 7 times already). It's so flexible and flat out amazing in terms of everything that makes a game good. Good graphics, amazing soundtrack, deep and flexible gameplay, and replayiblity. Don't get me started on how amazing the multiplayer is because words don't do it justice. It's so genious yet so underrated.
Splinter Cell games so far:
Splinter Cell
Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow
Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Splinter Cell: Double Agent
The new one (Double Agent) is due out very soon. It will own your soul.
Splinter Cell
Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow
Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Splinter Cell: Double Agent
The new one (Double Agent) is due out very soon. It will own your soul.
by aldwardo October 13, 2006
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