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One who is kind unless you get on his bad side then he is a raging bull. Acts just like his father which isnt always a good thing and is as cheap as they come, but doesnt mind taking money from others. Almost always forgets the things you do for him but will ALWAYS remind you of every single thing he has done for you, which is a rare thing indeed. Will put his girl first only if he isnt busy talking about trucks or his beloved snap on tools. Will almost never text back but has plenty of time to browse criagslist for hours. Is always right and never wrong. Ha yeah right. Will make you feel like his one and only at the beginning but sad to say give it a few years and you will feel like NOTHING compared to his tools, craiglist and his porn.
Where is Christian? Oh he's outside in his truck on criagslist, give him a few hours he will be in.
Christian by poppyseedjr February 12, 2014
An idiot who prays every night, but receives no reply, and makes up excuses as to why "he" didn't reply.
Christian: Dear God, if there is any hope that I shall pass my drivers test tomorrow, please guide me to victory.. Amen.

*the next day, he crashes on the test and dies*.
Christian by Brilliant Definer April 2, 2013
Christian. The absolute best friend you could ever have. People often take him for granted. Hes amazing with his perfect brown eyes and blonde hair. You sometimes wish he could be all yours. Its impossible not to love him. He is extremely funny and really sarcastic but is always gonna be there when your in need. Hes like your Hunan diary. When ever he holds you the whole world stops and you finally feel safe and calm. Hes just so perfect. Christian and Briea are often the most cutest together. If you ever meet a Christian. Never let him go.
Friend: Did u just see how sweet that guy is
Me: yea thats my friend Christian

Friend: lucky you i want to be his friend to
If your reading this Christian i love you
Christian by beautiful girl8920 October 10, 2016
He looks like a god! All girls fall in love with him! But he is a really lovely person. His family and his friends have the first place in his life.
Girls: "Oh my god it's Christian! He is so sexy! I want to be his girl!"
Christian by lisi020501 January 4, 2017
Legendary, awesome person. Cool, funny, attractive, nice, smart, fast, strong. Its the definition of a perfect person.
"I met the perfect man!"

"Christian?"

"Of course! Who else?!"

"You are blessed
Christian by 1 inch punisher January 19, 2017
a guy that's tired of searching his name up and only getting religion related results. has a really big dick and gets all the girls.
look at that christian
christian by idek my name January 23, 2017