crusty carrot

A man with a dirty penis.

Friend: so did you guys have sex?
Girl: Ewww no he had a dirty penis... He is just a crusty carrot I felt bad for.

by ThatChyGirl April 9, 2016

carrot emoji

if you use the carrot emoji your the best people ever 😎

one of my good friends made an account about a funeral for a carrot because it died. carrot emoji are cool

by ihatetoby April 15, 2021

Carrot Fag

A term that is commonly used to describe a nasty, homosexual ginger person. These people often are very unfunny and make every situation they're in worse. This person tends to ruin your day no matter what they are doing.

Ugh I hate that carrot fag!

by kieleezy January 14, 2022

full carrot

when a dog is aroused to the point that there is more wiener showin than fur

Whatever you did to Max when you were petting him has made him go full carrot.

by Beelzebubba July 22, 2016

Dirty Carrot

Is a carrot that has been used for anal reaming

Bend over and take this dirty carrot like a man!

by SLAGGDADDY November 10, 2018

yellow carrot

When a man uses honey as lube for his penis, which makes it very easy to dock with another man.

two men are trying to dock one another, and they dont have enough juices. so one man shoves his throbbing cock into a jar of honey and uses i as lube! thus being a yellow carrot

by the urban jew December 17, 2016

carrot status

when you're pissed off at your significant other, so instead of giving him sweet treats such as jolly ranchers, you give him carrots. gross.

He was on carrot status, so he didn't get laid last weekend.

by vishuzzbabe77 January 2, 2011