"Hey dude, you smell like shit. What happened?" "I let my girl give me a confetti cannon, and she shat on my face."
by MARK_EZ February 13, 2020
Get the Confetti Cannonmug. The art of getting a partner in the doggystyle position, then taking one's testicles and putting them in said partners butthole. You then get a jurassic erection, which resembles a cannon, then proceed to knock one out onto the partners back.
Oh man, i totally backdoor cannoned some girl last night, she was a slut, but a real champ about it. My shnutz were aching from all the butt action
by colin anus August 14, 2010
Get the Backdoor Cannonmug. Incredible powerful speaker system that can blow out ear drums and car windows. Capable of shaking the very ground you stand on.
by cabdragon333 August 30, 2009
Get the Slap Cannonmug. A swiss army knife for the cock. A modified penis that shoots semen at a rapid pace, and using an ammo bag rather than testicles. It can shoot nearly any substance at a high FPS and fire rate, especially semen. This tool is often used to overload a vagina and flood the cavity.
John: "Fuck. I pulled the trigger on my cock cannon. Three orphans just died."
Karen: "I wish I had a cock cannon."
Karen: "I wish I had a cock cannon."
by Jockstrap Cowboy June 7, 2019
Get the Cock Cannonmug. The nickname given to the M60E3 in the popular online game SOCOM II.
The word newb, is defined as a person with little or no experience in a any given game. "Cannon" may have first been used due to the cannon like sound of the actual gun, or the guns cannon like apearance.
The gun, as pertaining to the game include a 100 round magazine and poor accuracy, it levels the playing ground for may "newbies" since all they have to do in any given map, is get close enough to the opponent, and they can fire for virtually, as long as needed, is often found to be very, very frustrating to many of the more experienced players of the game.
The word newb, is defined as a person with little or no experience in a any given game. "Cannon" may have first been used due to the cannon like sound of the actual gun, or the guns cannon like apearance.
The gun, as pertaining to the game include a 100 round magazine and poor accuracy, it levels the playing ground for may "newbies" since all they have to do in any given map, is get close enough to the opponent, and they can fire for virtually, as long as needed, is often found to be very, very frustrating to many of the more experienced players of the game.
1. I cant belive this shit! this kid thinks he is the man cause he's using the newb cannon.
2. Man i just cant win with any other un than the newb cannon.
2. Man i just cant win with any other un than the newb cannon.
by *Dash123* August 23, 2005
Get the Newb Cannonmug. by firepit comedy April 25, 2010
Get the pussy cannonmug. In the movie "Final Fantasy : The spirits within" The Zeus cannon was constructed to make one final strike at the 'alien' gaia.
by some guy June 9, 2003
Get the Zeus cannonmug.