Canada's History is a sexual act where a young canadian boy gives off a scent when he is ready to mate. When this time comes he sticks his hind-quarters straight into the air and lets his special smell attract the ladies (or men to be politically correct). After a lady comes tot he young man they she lets him know she is ready to mate by sticking her tounge into his butthole. The young Canadian boy takes this as a sign for action. Then they get down hard in a pile of mud just north of the North Dakota border with Canada. This sexual act almost always guarantees you will get twins.
by www.twitter.com/dcoa5 February 8, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. the act of fornicating in a parka and snow pants modified to improve access to the genitalia and anus
holy poop, my girl friend got me a gortex snow suite, i can't wait to teacher her "Canada's history"
by napalm113 February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. A highly lewd, sexual act which entails two men, preferably hairy men, engage in sodomy, then force a Canada Goose to retrieve the semen from the anus. A female must watch this entire act, then suffocate the goose in her vagina. The goose shall then be butchered with a plastic butter knife and eaten raw by the three human participants. The three must then vomit into a bucket, and that vomit must be mixed with 20 gallons of mustard and the three humans must bathe in the substance for at least 40 minutes.
John: I heard some noise coming from your room last night.
Mike: Oh yeah, I had some friends over for a Canada's History.
John: Nice! Why didn't you invite me?
Mike: You're from Montreal.
Mike: Oh yeah, I had some friends over for a Canada's History.
John: Nice! Why didn't you invite me?
Mike: You're from Montreal.
by Neverkillmavericks February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. shoving a moose antler up a female's ass while pouring maple syrup from a male's chode to the female's mouth. also, during fornication, both parties are wrapped in the canadian flag and listen to mountie calls
by Operandus February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Something so void of actual events that it tricks new history majors into thinking Canada is a new country.
"I'm supposed to write a paper about Canada's history"
"How long does it have to be?"
"Half a page."
"Thats ridiculous, you'll never do that!"
"How long does it have to be?"
"Half a page."
"Thats ridiculous, you'll never do that!"
by Uhly February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. by jwb330 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A highly perverse form of sexual intercourse involving adult pleasureables that can be directly (and stereotypically) attributed to Canada. Such examples of said pleasurables could include moose antlers, Canadian whisky, and the stanley cup.
Jess & Gary could not engage themselves any longer in "canada's history," as it took too much a toll on her body.
by jmblas February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug.