calan smith

a top lad, trusty and you can always rely on him. he will be there for you when you need him. has a great personality he is weird and crazy in his own ways he is a loving person.

i saw a calan smith and my coochie got wet

by zuqys June 21, 2022

calabia

Unique beyond anyones comprehension. The light of anyones life, you don’t want to take her for granted. She’s known for her humor, lack of intelligence but kind spirit. Spends her free time crying herself to sleep, 3am dance parties cuz she wild like that ;) and then sleeping some more.

“Damn you’re getting the most basic fro-yo flavor?!”

“Yeah what’s wrong with thattt?”
“Nothing! Classic Calabia!”

by anonymous June 30, 2022

calamanco

The Calamancos are probably the worst people you will ever meet. They are all judgemental and only care about 1 thing themselves. Some can be nice and care about your feelings but most of all they are never interested in your best interests. The calamancos are very widely spread out in the midwest. These are dangerous creatures if you ever come across a calamanco stay away from them for they are deadly.

Have you met the calamanco’s? They are literally so mean!

by Mysticmagichistoria July 20, 2022

Calan

A militant man, loves the color black. And doesn’t take shit from no one. Calan is protective, he can be your best friend or worse enemy. Calan loves the gym and his friends knows he’s strong because it’s so damn obvious. Calan is mysterious. He prefers romance, but if he has to he can be a player.

Josiah- Who’s going to deal with that new bully?
Ashley- Lmao Calan will handle him with no doubt.

by Britney2sexxxy August 28, 2022

Calaboka

Mean shut up

Calaboka Masissi Caca

by anonymous September 9, 2022

Calamari Hoopla

The act of flinging sizzling hot Calamari on a gentleman's fully erect penis. If successful, the gentleman should shout Hoopla, Hoopla Hoopla whilst trying to remove the hot Calamari before 2nd degree burns occur. No one wants that of course.

"Would you like to play Calamari Hoopla tonight darling? I have some spare Calamari, I thought it might be fun?"

by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022

calamourty

An exceedingly-unfortunate event dat is also noisy.

Judging by how much of a ruckus he kicked up about it, Ethan Couch's super-indulgent father apparently considered da school's merely insisting dat his "little prince" behave in a socially-responsible manner to be a real calamourty, actually offering to buy da entire school just so dat it could be run da way dat HE and his spoiled-rotten-with-feelings-of-false-entitlement son wanted. :P

by QuacksO February 12, 2023