Cwaig

A white person, honky, nerd or any variation of that; a mentally hilarious or retarded person

Look at that cwaig, he's bein such a honky and making girl noises all the time.

by EROCK123 March 25, 2009

CWM

Cheese Whiz Man is someone whose personality is so artificial, that he is so far beyond cheesy, that one can only refer to his maladaptive personality as artificially cheesy. A CWM will resort to stream of insincere compliments, compassionate touching, and overall fakeness to manipulate others into performing tasks that he finds to be tedious or merely beneath him. CWM has a propensity to propose that others embark on laborious tasks, pointing out the benefit to them, while in reality, the completion of the task is designed to advance the CWM. This is known as "Getting wized".

CWM complimented me on my strong back. He also said that he really cares about my health, and that working overtime in his garden is good exercise for me. I bet he thinks I'm buying this load of B.S.!

by Jayne Dough June 25, 2009

CWY

Short for 'Cool With You?'. Also short for 'Is that cool with you?' Usually said when you're trying to own someone, so finish off with a casual 'CWY? kbye'. In other words, it means Shut the fuck up.

Girl 1: "Omg you wear fake hair bahahaha, freakin' slut!"
Girl 2: "Yep I wear fake hair. Problem? Also, I'm not a slut. Now if you excuse me, I'm logging off. CWY? bye bitch'.

by jerseyshorefan(: September 23, 2010

CWYS

Confirm What You See

Protectimus offers two-factor authentication solution with CWYS function.

by CyberAnn October 30, 2015

Cwookie

The name of an old online friend who turned out to be a total dick face because all he wanted to do was make me feel like shit and ruin other friendships

me: hey Cwookie
Him: 🖕🏼
(You get the point)

by vec305y June 25, 2020

Cwispy

Crispy just with a “W“

I smell something cwispy!

by Dark m00ns June 30, 2020

CWA

CWA, meaning Camera Whore Alert

Silly tessa always with that camera... CWA!!!!

by Chase Fisherson January 31, 2010