noodlin' in the 'cuzzi

When you're hot tubbin' with some church bros circle jerkin' and plugging holes.

Those guys out in Seattle sure love noodlin' in the 'cuzzi!

by EricTHEBruce July 10, 2012

Cuziff

The area between the buttcrack and ballsack. Also known as the gooch or choda. Called the cuziff, cuziff it wasn't there, your guts would fall out.

Mike kicked me in the cuziff.

by Gradez November 14, 2007

Ball cuzzi

3/4 fill a nice China tea pot with warm water and bubble bath ,then place your balls in said tea pot and get your partner to gently blow down the spout ,creating a warm soapy lather for your plumbs to soak in :)

After going balls deep , my balls needed a relaxing soak in the ball cuzzi

by Smegma 69 May 21, 2016

cuzbians

Two close female relatives who engage in homosexual mimicry. ie: holding hands, grinding on the dancefloor, on the lips smooches. Usually to excite their male escorts and to lavish in the attention given to them by other males in the same proximity.

Club dude 1: "Damn, look at those hot ass lesbians on the dance floor."
Male escort 1: "Actually, they're cuzbians. And they're with US. (referring to himself and male escort 2)

by vixen7980 February 21, 2009

cuzzler

a cum guzzler (i.e., a whorish dame, a gay man, your mom, etc.

Man, you remember that girl Sally? She was a real cuzzler, yo.

by "Tha Tru" SageBrush October 2, 2006

O-city cuzz

Oklahoma blue flag thugs

ima roll up on thes niggas and show em O-city cuzz aint no pussy pheenes

by a-skip September 3, 2006

Cuzm

A term used by Germans, very commonly towards Americans, as an insult/expletive. It's not the most horrible thing to say, however it is a term that can be correlated with both the terms "jerk" and "ignoramus".

It is a term to use if one wishes to be impolite.

A: Entschuldigung, sprechen sie Englische?
B: Fick dich, cuzm.

in english~
A: excuse me, do you speak english?
B: fuck you, idiot/jerk

by semi-dampfnudel April 7, 2010