curb hoarder

Someone who takes up two parking spaces on a residential street

Man I was trying to park after a long day but got thwarted by all these curb hoarders

by Detective Inspect April 15, 2023

Developing Curb

The slight slope where a curb angles upward from the road at an approxiamate 45 degree slope.

A women driver popped her tire on a developing curb.

by smile2009 September 21, 2009

Curb Collective

Possibly a music collective of all time. Autistic stimming type beat. Famous songs: Lean on tha J

do you listen to curb collective
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by Cian_is_my_name February 13, 2023

fall off the curb

Getting your ass handed to you by a group of Marines.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that guy that stabbed the Marine?
Guy 2: Yeah, didn't he "fall off the curb?"
Guy 1: Sure did, some Marines helped!

by enim frater December 18, 2012

curb midget

Midget prostitute

When I pick up hookers, I prefer curb midgets.

by Tickle me blue balls June 4, 2022

Curbing

An entrepreneurial job that involves painting house numbers on curbs using stencils for payment. Some curbers offer sport team logos and other symbols in addition to numbers.

My friend Travis has had a curbing business for 12 years.

by calvis June 15, 2020

Curbed Out

Passed out or nodded out from drugs/alcohol in the front seats of a vehicle, both parked and moving.

“Trent wake up! You’re hella curbed out and I need you to navigate”

“I was way curbed out driving home last night, I coulda wrecked.”

Origin: A friend of a friend had a job as a driver for UPS or FedEx or some shit, but also had a drug problem. He would be at work and start nodding out while driving, either from drug use or last of sleep partying too hard. As he momentarily fell asleep he would wake up when his truck smashed into the curb. Eventually it came to mean generally falling asleep in a car or somewhere you shouldn’t be sleeping, with the likelyhood of a not-so pleasant wake up.

by Dusty Punk Bitches May 2, 2019