Empty Crying is a ‘crying’ session in which you feel like you are definitely going to cry, or are acting like you’re crying, but your goddamn tear ducts won’t work.
Person: I was having an Empty Crying session last night.
Person2: were you listening to your sad music again?
Person: ...yes
Person2: were you listening to your sad music again?
Person: ...yes
by MarchTheMifwau August 31, 2018
Get the Empty Cryingmug. A System may or may not be down. Submitting an urgent ticket to fix something before you have all of the facts is Crying Chicken.
by Gears5665 April 9, 2013
Get the Crying Chickenmug. 1) literally to cry until you fall asleep
2) to show that someone is really upset about something (usually in a sarcastic way)
2) to show that someone is really upset about something (usually in a sarcastic way)
1) - my crush just dumped me 😭😭
- so watcha gonna do now? cry to sleep?
2) - Damn, for real this dude is crying himself to sleep over those bad comments!
- so watcha gonna do now? cry to sleep?
2) - Damn, for real this dude is crying himself to sleep over those bad comments!
by wineaficionado December 13, 2021
Get the cry to sleepmug. The Redneck cry is a noise that rednecks can't help but release after watching something unpatriotic, the noise made is a simple "Ye-ye" it can be quite startling if unexpected.
After Duncan witnessed his beloved Confederate flag touch the ground he let out his mighty Redneck Cry!
by Mike the disaster. February 14, 2018
Get the Redneck Crymug. When a man Dips his partners Dildo into Eucalyptus oil. this will Cuase a Burning sensation on the poor womans pussy. Cuasing them to tear up for hours. and resulting in ur man horn being Seperated in only moments
Guy 1: Wouldnt belive How pissed Amanda is at the moment.
Guy 2: why's she pissed?
Guy 1: Gave Amanda a "Crying jenna".
Guy 2: why's she pissed?
Guy 1: Gave Amanda a "Crying jenna".
by dexxy122 June 19, 2009
Get the Crying jennamug. A get-toghether/place where people who attend drink alcohool ( usually wine ) , talk about their problems and cry their sorrow away until they feel better.
Guy A: Man, I feel down lately and I can't find the way out of this mood
Guy B: Same dude, u up for a crying party at my place this friday?
Guy A: Yeah man, that would be nice
Guy B: Same dude, u up for a crying party at my place this friday?
Guy A: Yeah man, that would be nice
by Rch9988 March 29, 2019
Get the Crying Partymug. When someone is cooking and they start crying, and say "ugh, it's just the onions" when they are nowhere near onions. They are usually upset. Give them a hug and take over on cooking, take them out to ice cream after dinner. It's not the onions. Clearly.
Husband: Why are you crying?
Wife: I'm having an "Onion" Cry
Husband: You're making tomato soup.
Wife: Oh, then I guess it's not the onions.
Husband: You're upset, you don't wanna admit it. Let me take it from here baby <3
Wife: I'm having an "Onion" Cry
Husband: You're making tomato soup.
Wife: Oh, then I guess it's not the onions.
Husband: You're upset, you don't wanna admit it. Let me take it from here baby <3
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
Get the "Onion" Crymug.