A Creeper is a person who is, in the simplest sense, just plain creepy. You see them scattered around everywhere. People with lazy eyes mumbling about cutting off the head of Ricky Martin (who is actually a werewolf, totally true), or really fat guys with glasses who breathe loudly because they lost their breath eating their third lunch (which is actually pretty exhausting if you weigh as much as a smart car).
__IMPORTANT__
-If a person you know is a creeper says or mentions anything positive about another person, that person is probably a creeper as well. Creepers feed off each other.
-If you are ever cornered by a creeper and have to initiate something that is passable as a conversation, be sure to nod a lot, ask open ended questions ( really?, No way?, You gotta be kidding me?), and look for your way out.
-If you see your friend getting "Creeped" on make sure to give them a hand.
__IMPORTANT__
-If a person you know is a creeper says or mentions anything positive about another person, that person is probably a creeper as well. Creepers feed off each other.
-If you are ever cornered by a creeper and have to initiate something that is passable as a conversation, be sure to nod a lot, ask open ended questions ( really?, No way?, You gotta be kidding me?), and look for your way out.
-If you see your friend getting "Creeped" on make sure to give them a hand.
Victim - Woah man, that guy in wizard costume with the tophat jsut tried to tell me about his friends' moms' cousin's squirrel farm.
Bystander - Wow sounds like a mega Creeper. How did you make it out of there?
Victim - My friend saw i was getting "creeped" into a coma so he came up yelling that my car was on fire and being stolen, and we ran away.
Bystander - Thank God.
Bystander - Wow sounds like a mega Creeper. How did you make it out of there?
Victim - My friend saw i was getting "creeped" into a coma so he came up yelling that my car was on fire and being stolen, and we ran away.
Bystander - Thank God.
by JConvery May 12, 2010
- person who likes pickles and is a creeper.
- person who eats pickles creepily.
- tranny cock sucker.
- person who eats pickles creepily.
- tranny cock sucker.
Ex.1 Emily: "I hate pickles."
Paul: "Why? Pickles are yummy *smiles creepily*"
Emily: "Ew! Well you're a pickle creeper!!"
Ex.2 Deanne: "Sean is SUCH a pickle creeper! Look at him eat that pickle!!"
Ex.3 Paul: "Dude that girl that sucked me last night was such a pickle creeper!!"
Shannon: "Uhm why?"
Paul: "I think she had a dick.... creeper!!"
Paul: "Why? Pickles are yummy *smiles creepily*"
Emily: "Ew! Well you're a pickle creeper!!"
Ex.2 Deanne: "Sean is SUCH a pickle creeper! Look at him eat that pickle!!"
Ex.3 Paul: "Dude that girl that sucked me last night was such a pickle creeper!!"
Shannon: "Uhm why?"
Paul: "I think she had a dick.... creeper!!"
by Shannon&Deanne February 22, 2009
Someone with a weird, goofy, smile, who creeps on the nearest girl. Is lanky, with a rib protruding from his chest.
by funnyboy9989 December 27, 2010
being a creeper isn't based so much on actions as it is intentions. For example one may act a certain way from time-to-time but their actions don't match up to their overall intentions. Creepers have their own intentions from the get-go and their actions only gradually make them obvious. Whereas someone might do something creeper-like on occasion but not have the intentions of a creeper.
I cant tell if this guy is just hitting on me if his hes just creepin
its hard to tell until his true creeper intentions come out
its hard to tell until his true creeper intentions come out
by awisewoman July 19, 2010
Seductively brush a beautiful long stem red rose against your sweetheart's neck, breasts, and inner thigh. Slowly rub the rose along her smooth skin as you tenderly kiss her entire body. After working her into the mood for some deep love making, unzip your fly and pull out your raging boner. Begin to punish-fuck her dumper while whipping her with the rose and screaming nasty obscenities at her. I bet she never saw that coming.
by anon June 02, 2004
"The brothers better watch out for those Jonas Creepers"
Joe: Have you seen my socks?
Kevin: No. I think Nick stole them.
"Nick, run! I spy Creepers!"
Joe: Have you seen my socks?
Kevin: No. I think Nick stole them.
"Nick, run! I spy Creepers!"
by KPJ2 September 30, 2008
Refers to a characteristic feature of the high/buzz associated with some strains of (high-grade) marijuana. Specifically: a slow, gradual, or simply delayed onset of the high itself.
A: "This weed sucks. It looks and tastes amazing, but I'm not even high."
B: "It's a creeper high, bra. Give it a minute."
B: "It's a creeper high, bra. Give it a minute."
by natenatenatenate June 11, 2009