Classical Chinese

A language no longer used but what Chinese people are forced to study in school
It is overall considered as the same subject as modern Chinese
IT IS TORTURE STUDYING THIS
it's like Shakespeare but TEN TIMES WORSE

A: Did you memorize what the Classical Chinese verbs mean in modern Chinese? We have a test today.
B: NOOOOOOOO I DIDN'T REVISE!!!!!!! I'M GONNA FAIL!!!!!!!!

by at least a human October 31, 2022

Classic Dakota

when Dakota does something classic. when he does something that only Dakota does.

"Dakota why are you kissing your book" "classic Dakota"

by levyyyyy November 4, 2022

Classic Goringe

A classic example of someone who thinks they're well ard and are willing to prove it.

A classic Goringe isn't scared to aggressively scrap young children if they're in the way, putting them in hospital or crying back to their mum's, he doesn't give a shit; his predation on kids is wide known by the community and emergency services

Person 1: Mate my little brother just came home with a cracked skull

Person 2: I bet it was that classic Goringe who's always lurking outside the Primary School. What a Cunt.

by imapoosey October 13, 2021

TF2 Classic

A standalone mod of Team Fortress 2 that removes all the hats, taunts, and non-stock weapons. It adds a tenth class from the original Team Fortress. Mostly popular due to people trying to avoid the bot crisis affecting the main game.

Person 1: Oh hey you're playing TF2.
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Where're all the hats?
Person 2: Oh I'm playing TF2 Classic

by An anonymous editor. July 20, 2021

Vinnie classic

A unique person who collects dildos and puts them behind a glass frame

Nathan has a very big Vinnie classic

by @vinnybooth98 on instagram February 20, 2022

Classical Transhumanism

Classical Transhumanism is a transhumanist ideology that supports that robotics and metal machines should be the base of the whole transhumanism, classical transhumanism opposes Geneticism, Extraphysicism, Quantumism, Esoteric Transhumanism, Spiritualicism and all other non-conventional or recent transhumanist currents or transhumanist currents who are not exactly robotic and metallic. Classical Transhumanism is hardcore materialist and supports ideologies such as New Atheism, Anti-Deathism, Scientistic Aristocracy, Technocracy and Neo-Positivism, it's hardcore scientistic and rejects any possibility of existence of gods, extraphysical beings and even existence of extraphysics, multiverses and anything beyond matter, beyond physics and beyond the universe we live in. Classical Transhumanism differs from Transhumanism itself, because classical transhumanism usually seeks to preservate the original ideology of transhumanism and do not change the path of transhumanism, while transhumanism can accept other currents, ideas and theories inside it.

"Classical transhumanism is really materialistic, scientistic and reactionary, it also seeks to eliminate all opposite views about evolution of humankind and only let their alternative, classical transhumanism, as the only valid option for human evolution, being there are a lot of ways and methods for humans evolve, not just mixing with classical transhumanist machines and robots, there are a lot of ways, such as the ones classicla transhumanism is against like geneticism, extraphysicism, quantumism, esoteric transhumanism, spiritualicism and so on."

by Full Monteirism May 19, 2021

Runescape Classic

An MMORPG which was released in 2001. It was created by Andrew Gower and is beloved by nerds, cute people, the extremely attractive, and those with good taste. It was officially closed in 2018 but a free & open source replica exists. Also referred to as RS1, RSC, or RS Classic.

Have you seen John lately? He is completely addicted to Runescape Classic again. Get the straightjacket ready.

by Open Runescape Classic Dev June 9, 2021