The Mother of usually a teen that always has a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. The go-to party supplier for minors, and may or may not have slept with her daughter’s ex boyfriend. Re-Living their glory days through their children in school.
by HelloMoto69 August 20, 2024
Get the Cigarette mommug. It's only a cigarette
by David Broke September 11, 2022
Get the it's just a cigarettemug. The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them
"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."
by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021
Get the two pennies and a half smoked cigarettemug. The act of sharing a cigarette with a fellow friend who is close to you and have a bond between the two. This makes one cigarette feel better than each one having their own
by Mechilcho November 30, 2023
Get the Sharing a cigarettemug. A cold can/bottle of soda (typically Diet Coke) that people drink as part of a break, similar to a cigarette.
by c0ca1n3c0wb0ys July 29, 2025
Get the Fridge cigarettemug. noun - slang
cig· a· rette | \ ˌsi-gə-ˈret , ˈsi-gə-ˌret \ boat| \ ˈbōt \
variants: or less commonly cigaret plural boats
Definition of Cigarette Boatin':
1. a A slender erection, inconvenient as left unbridled; whereupon the slickhard proboscis is arranged vertically,
tucked behind the waistband of the dong-bearer, pointing the toadstool cap directly toward the head of said
dong-bearer. In appearance not unlike a cigarette racing boat at full throttle.
b A means of obfuscation applied to an inopportune or hastened logjam, affixing it upright akin to an obelisk(see
erection) in ones sweat pants or similarly 'Prize Hog at Market' lower body attire, in the interest of covering one's
humiliation and discomfiture at both the physical symptoms and societal repercussions of producing such a
monument when deemed immodest or inelegant.
2. Indecorum slab pointing to the North Star, framed by boxers, belt, fanny pack or otherwise available fabric and
leather materials expeditiously gathered to bind and truss the protruding edifice or superstructure. Framework
for a boner.
cig· a· rette | \ ˌsi-gə-ˈret , ˈsi-gə-ˌret \ boat| \ ˈbōt \
variants: or less commonly cigaret plural boats
Definition of Cigarette Boatin':
1. a A slender erection, inconvenient as left unbridled; whereupon the slickhard proboscis is arranged vertically,
tucked behind the waistband of the dong-bearer, pointing the toadstool cap directly toward the head of said
dong-bearer. In appearance not unlike a cigarette racing boat at full throttle.
b A means of obfuscation applied to an inopportune or hastened logjam, affixing it upright akin to an obelisk(see
erection) in ones sweat pants or similarly 'Prize Hog at Market' lower body attire, in the interest of covering one's
humiliation and discomfiture at both the physical symptoms and societal repercussions of producing such a
monument when deemed immodest or inelegant.
2. Indecorum slab pointing to the North Star, framed by boxers, belt, fanny pack or otherwise available fabric and
leather materials expeditiously gathered to bind and truss the protruding edifice or superstructure. Framework
for a boner.
Examples of Cigarette Boatin' in a Sentence
the encounter at Hot Yoga 'Equinox' in South Beach, Miami
"A lot of people think that Frank is talking about his car when he refers to his Cadillac, but he means his boat. He's always Cigarette Boatin' with his towel in the locker room like we don't see his cool dick."
"This is a restricted access server room! You can't wander around in here Cigarette Boatin in those Ed Hardy board shorts you clearly slept in."
"Whenever I'm at the firing range I totally go Cigarette Boatin' for two reasons; 1. I'm ALWAYS hard when I shoot guns, 2. If someone looks down they will one hundred percent see the tip of my sweet dick. Bro, this dick is nuts."
the encounter at Hot Yoga 'Equinox' in South Beach, Miami
"A lot of people think that Frank is talking about his car when he refers to his Cadillac, but he means his boat. He's always Cigarette Boatin' with his towel in the locker room like we don't see his cool dick."
"This is a restricted access server room! You can't wander around in here Cigarette Boatin in those Ed Hardy board shorts you clearly slept in."
"Whenever I'm at the firing range I totally go Cigarette Boatin' for two reasons; 1. I'm ALWAYS hard when I shoot guns, 2. If someone looks down they will one hundred percent see the tip of my sweet dick. Bro, this dick is nuts."
by Iain Danger April 2, 2022
Get the Cigarette Boatin'mug. by shatoota November 23, 2021
Get the cigarette smoker fionamug.