Costarian

Someone who throws rocks at cars and ignores warnings

Ethan is such a costarian

by Collumbus9000 April 23, 2024

custard tanks

A massive pair of jugs which are carrying more dairy delights than your local milk float.

“Phwoar, look over there Stuart, it’s Kirsten Custard Tanks”

by BahamGroag November 27, 2024

Custard cock

Dick cheese

I just got custard cock on my face said Karen and she wiped away the buttery smegma on her mouth from chads dick

by Chokesondicks December 8, 2024

Custard Camel

A fat camel with multiple custard-like fat humps. This phenomenon is usually caused by drinking too much beer and as a coping technique, they usually revert to low carb beers.

Look at that Custard Camel. You can tell by the Low Carb HANN 3.5 in his hoof.

by jsjbhr35 November 10, 2025

Custard

Half-cunt,half-basterd

That guy over there is a custard

by Johndeere310r December 5, 2025

CustardClod

The embodiment of "I can be a woman I can be a man" and "I swore I'd never sin again"

CustardClod won't stop reading Yaoi, I'm seriously concernedml.

by CustardClod December 9, 2025

Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.

That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).

Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.

During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'

B 1945
D 1998

I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

by realistic mud 777 December 4, 2010