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C.O.D Cunt

'C.O.D Cunt' can be used as a Noun, Adjective or Verb, as well as in any tense, whether it be past, present or future.

Require the person(s) to have first achieved the status of 'C.O.D Dick'.

A 'C.O.D Cunt' is someone who talks to themselves, only using explicit language, during multi-player mode of 'C.O.D.I.N.G'. Fundamentally, a major aspect of this is;
Reaching a state of lethargic behaviour, where they visualise playing when they are not

The term 'C.O.D Cunt' is so extravagantly unique, even that clever 'PHD doctor' blokie with that crazy computer voice, would not be able to even comprehend the very beginning of this absolute gem of plucky English wit, in his 'Brief of History' of his so called 'time'. In such, it may be used, applied and championed in many different ways, and should not be taken for granted or abused.

To fulfil 'The Cherished-C.O.D Cunt-Title', one must be at a constant state of complete unadulterated non-sobriety, whilst actively contributing to the heroic task that many aspire to achieve.

Food and sleep is strictly not allowed during the period of divine indulgent pleasure that is 'C.O.D.I.N.G'.

WARNING:deciding to become a 'C.O.D Cunt' is a self-fulfilling way of life and following this pathway of true enlightenment should be taken with great care.
'The Cherished-C.O.D Cunt-Title' (A Prime example of good English alliteration.)

Can also be mixed with other words to create the various states of playing 'C.O.D.'

1#C.O.D Cunt: We can all C.O.D Cunt together round the C.O.D Cunting Christmas tree. However, you part-timers that are C.O.D Dicks can C to the O to the D cunt off!
2#C.O.D Cunt: Ah fuck that fanny flapping bastered has just cunting shanked me!

1#C.O.D cunt: Insertion....yeah...fucking prick...head shot.
by wardataionstation November 5, 2010
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En chaussette c’est plus chouette

Il s’agit d’une expression utilisée lorsque quelqu’un souhaite pratiquer un acte sexuelle avec autrui. Elle est souvent utilisée lorsqu’une attirance physique est ressentie.
Je pense que l’on devrait aller plus loin parce que n’oublie pas qu’en chaussette c’est plus chouette.
by Aywoman June 1, 2020
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C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)

The public flogging that takes place on C-SPAN of government officials, corporate bigshots, et al. Usually manifested in the form of relentless, fact-based interrogation by Members of Congress on unsuspecting (yet arrogant) government officials appearing before Congressional subcommittees when they try to pull a fast one by spouting fuzzy logic to defend/justify their reasoning for inane decisions that would inevitably harm American citizens and their descendants. (e.g., knuckleheaded spending programs, tax increases, etc.)
Search YouTube for "Rep Paul Ryan questions OMB Peter Orszag on President Obama's budget savings" .... Orszag undeniably received a "C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)" from by Rep "Bulldog" Ryan...he was owned!
by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009
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C.I.W.C.

A group of people from a shitty island that drive around acting like hardasses.
Did you hear about that bitch that got kicked out of C.I.W.C.?
by Sedward July 25, 2009
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(C.O.G.)Children of God

Children of God do not stand down and push through any obstacle.
(C.O.G.)Children of God do not play so don't test them dumbfuck.
by HIS SON 12 May 15, 2016
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C o o c h i e

A sadistic bitch; Also, it can give you possible superpowers
"Man, i want c o o c h i e"
by GizzySimp March 12, 2021
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f.u.c.b.u.c.

For Us Crackers By Us Crackers. Like Fubu (For Us By Us) except for crackers
I like your F.u.c.b.u.c. hat!
by Scottmo April 30, 2007
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