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tea-bagger

The sexual act of dangling the male testicles over the face of the recipient.
Timmy the tea-bagger decided it was time to get personal.
by Willy April 9, 2004
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welfare burger

a really cheap burger that yor mumma makes
made of wonder bread with the meat right in the middle of the bread with grease running through the middle and making the bread stick to the plateand big green peppers hanging out the top. and when you put the ketchup on the meat it mixes with the grease and the bread turns into pink dough and got big pink fingerprints in the dough...
Boy: "Ma, I wanna stop
and get some McDonald's."
Mom: "I got hamburger meat at home."
Boy: "But I want McDonald's hamburger."
Mom: "I'll make you a hamburger
better than McDonald's."
Then you go out side with your burger better then Mcdonalds and all your little frends say
"Where you get that
big, welfare burger?"
by bob marley the actor May 24, 2007
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bulky bagger

One, a guy usually, due to low self esteem or exceedingly low standards, that chooses to have sexual relations "bag" bulky bitches
don't let him drink too much. he becomes a bulky bagger and will take anything home. Last time we broke an axle.
by da weasel April 9, 2007
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Tennessee Two Bagger

A chick so ugly that in order to have sex with her, you need two paper bags - one for her, and one for yourself in case hers falls of..
Paper or plastic sir?

Paper. I'm going out with a Tennessee Two Bagger tonight.
by Chastro D October 13, 2007
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sean biggerstaff

the sexiest most tanlented man alive!
i love you sean!*drools*
by retardedcat March 17, 2004
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Burger King Foot Lettuce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfleld Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
by Zer0diac May 8, 2018
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Burger

Burger means dummy
"The old Smoove ain't a fuckin burger" - Baby Smoove
by ThatGuyWithTheTinyAssBrain August 13, 2021
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