Brayden

A total ass of a dude. Super deceptive and will ruin your life. Spends most of his time telling you how much he cares about you and how he loves you but is always only looking for sex. When the relationship gets to be too much for him, he gives up and asks for sex anyways

“Man that dude was such an ass”

“I know he’s a total brayden”

by mouse rat July 19, 2018

Braydon

The most annoying person in the entire world. if you do one thing wrong he will make fun of you for the rest of your life. he will constantly make fun of you for being short. He sucks. I try to be nice but it's so hard.

Doesn't do any work and is a brat.

Me:Hey
Braydon: Hey shortie
Me: why do you have to be so rude?
Braydon: why do you have to be so short? ooh burn.

by bob-the-builder-is-my-bae June 1, 2019

Braydan

A dumb fat cunt that has no friends

Your such a braydan

by Freshly salted December 2, 2018

Braydon

Vapes his life away, is a hoe Heeyeyeyeyey jk but the vape part is right

Hshsjsj: braydon is dumb he called
Jsjsn: agreed

by fionalmao June 18, 2019

Brayden

Someone named Brayden is usually a fuckboy to start, but not only that, he is really just selfish, annoying , short, small dick, and he loves to play with him self.

Brayden thinks he is cool because he tells everyone he hooked up with a girl, but really he just confesses to haley that he is a bitch and he hasent.- love haley

by im a sput, right? January 3, 2018

Braeden

That one sped kid who is white that thinks he is good at baskeyball, runs from fat kids.

" is that Braeden?" "Yea he runs from fat kids and looks like a duck."

by IHaveYeezys October 16, 2018

Brayden

Usually a bearded figure with glasses. He is smart yet is often referred to as the lumberjack man. He wears furry shoes that repel water.

Brayden's furry shoes combined with his lumberjack powers scared away the bear.

by DaYahoo July 14, 2015