toxic boyfriend

A boy who fights with you all the time and spreads rumors about you while your dating.

“Dude, Ryan on Quotev.com is such a toxic boyfriend. Did you hear what he did to his ex?”

by pesticides November 11, 2018

Roblox Boyfriend

a roblox slender that can actually get a girl

my roblox boyfriend will protect me!

by My Dad left me for the milk June 25, 2022

Psychic Boyfriend

This is a view that is held by many women that a man should be able to mind read their girlfriends thoughts. This is a major cause of many arguments between couples, because a woman often thinks she should shouldn't have to say anything and her boyfriend should just be able to understand her emotions or problems.

(Boyfriend) Where would you like to go tonight? (Girlfriend) The movies would be fun. (Boyfriend) What would you like to see? (Girlfriend) Let's see The Goonies. (Boyfriend) So how did you like the movie? (Girlfriend) Why did we have to see The Goonies? (Boyfriend) That's what you said you wanted to see! (Girlfriend) You should have known I didn't want to see some kids movie, I wanted to see something romantic. (Boyfriend) Then why didn't you say that before? (Girlfriend) I shouldn't have to, your my boyfriend, you should know by now what I want to see. (Boyfriend) I'm not a Psychic Boyfriend you know! So I guess were going to fight about this right? (Girlfriend) Ohh yeah!

by the2ndflood March 6, 2008

boyfriend bomb

When you're about to ask a girl out and during the conversation she intentionally inserts a line about her boyfriend so you'll back off.

Boy: "I enjoy riding my Harley on days like this. I have a backseat..."

Girl: "Oh, yeah Jared has a Honda. He takes me out on it all the time."

Boy: "Ohhhhh!!! The boyfriend bomb! See ya."

by Evinah May 13, 2008

Boyfriend #2

A term used for a boyfriend on the side, most often just for sexual relations only.

girl: Babe lets fuck right now
Boyfriend: not now, the basketball game is on
(girl gets phone)
Girl: im coming over now get the bed ready.
Boyfriend #2: twice in one day? ok fine

by Waleedz E June 14, 2009

ex boyfriend

A loser who you dated in the past in which you can now look back and only regret because you were way better than him anyway.

Written from (past) personal experience. Please examine yours (ex boyfriend.)

by pdrea December 26, 2008

vibrator boyfriend

A mans worse rival and enemy. A living vibrator !!! It connects well with the emotional side of a women cause it listens to her stories and gives her excessive compliments after it does its job.An abomination that needs to be destroyed !! As long as it lives it will continue stealing the women in our lives !!!

Girl: hey i don't need you and your annoying bad habits.I can have all i want with my new vibrator boyfriend.i can DO whenever i want and i don't have to ask for it.

Guy:I gave you my heart and soul and this is what you choose over me ???

Girl:how about we just be friends.This talking dildo (vibrator boyfriend) can do anything that you can do plus it wont hurt my feelings for stupid reasons and it is compact and can be carried anywhere

Guy : You bitch !!!!

by zingeraddict November 10, 2010