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Booger burn

Booger burn is when you have a runny nose and your nose is red, sore, and chaffed after you've had a cold. This is most common with sinus infections and head colds. The only way to prevent Booger burn is to use lotion tissues, or apply Carmex under your nostils. It is terrible, and painful. The Carmex will burn but, its worth it because your upper lip won't look like minced meat.
Mom, would you mind buying me lotion tissues? My nose is running and I don't want Booger burn.

Person: WOW. Your upper lip is torn up, what happened?
Other person: My nose started running and class and I wiped the snot on my sleeve.
Person: You should never use your sleeve, I always give you Booger burn.
by Skyler Gonthorian September 19, 2014
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beard booger

A random unknown object in a person's beard ex: trash, lint, debris, candy wrappers, dead insects...
I wake up some mornings with the taste of bad decisions, and a face full of beard boogers.
by tallywacker3 December 28, 2014
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mascara booger

after you wipe or wash your mascara off the access of the mascara will be wet in a little "booger" form in the inner corner of your eye.

ps. super fun to pick out!!!
"omg i had the biggest mascara booger in my eye after i washed my face last night."
by RoseBud April 18, 2015
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phantom booger

A booger that rattles in your nose, you can feel it with your finger, but can't ever seem to extract on your fingertip.
Hold on, I've almost got this monster out of my nose. Oh pity, it's only a phantom booger.
by hewhocreatesnewwords October 8, 2015
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Blood Booger

A blood booger is when someone pulls a booger that is covered in blood out of his or her nostril and can feel it slide against his or her esophagus. After a nose bleed, one has a chance to get a blood booger.
Bitch: That mother fucker just pulled a huge ass blood booger!
Jihadi John: Damn right!
by WolfWeed II of the Anus September 30, 2016
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Booger Hooker

A sex worker who deals specifically with fetishes of the nose. This can include urethral insertion, or any other sexual gratification dealing with the nose/snot.
Did you see Bert last night?
Yup, that fat ass was nose deep in his booger hooker.
Oof.
by DJ Dad Mouth July 3, 2019
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Hair Booger

When you have dandruff and sweat mixes with dandruff, creating a booger like blob of dandruff sweat jelly. Usually found under the hair on the back of your neck.
I need to shower after workouts, I keep getting hair boogers.
by Zombie-slut December 16, 2019
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