the blind leading the lost

A more sensible version of "the blind leading the blind"

Hammer: "Swanny and George are drunk as fuck, they have no idea what's going on"

Phaz: "I know bro, it's like The Blind Leading The Lost..."

by PhazMan November 5, 2013

reverse blink

The action of opening one's eyes briefly and then closing them again.

Performing a reverse blink while facing a computer monitor will subject your eyes to one microjoule of light. (Source: "xkcd: What If?" #115)

by nicholas818 October 10, 2014

Blowjob Blinders

The inability of a male to recognize that his significant other is crazy because he is engaging in regular intercourse or receiving oral sex from said significant other.

John: Why does he stick with her even though she keyed his car?
David: It's because he has Blowjob Blinders.

by T-Puppy November 21, 2019

Turning a blind eye

To knowingly refuse to acknowledge something which you know to be real.

Christina is turning a blind eye to her brother as she knew he secretly stole money from their parents.

by melonalemon July 3, 2011

justice is blind

This expression means that justice is impartial and objective. There is an allusion here to the Greek statue for justice, wearing a blindfold so as not to treat friends differently from strangers, or rich people better than the poor ones.

No matter who you are, you must respect the law. Justice is blind!

by English1O1 November 3, 2017

They Don't Blink

When someone says that someone doesn't blink. It means they don't think twice or they won't hesitate about committing a certain action. It most commonly refers to murder but it could be used for other things as well like stealing or firing someone. Things most people may feel guilt or uncomfortable with but doesn't phase these people in that particular circumstance.

The term mostly likely came from how people squint at the sight of bright gunfire after while you get use to it and the there's no need to squint or blink.

You don't know those boys like do. They don't blink.

by LTD January 30, 2019

does the carpet match the blinds

Is his/her pubic hair the same color as his facial hair (eyebrows, eyelashes, side burns, mustache, beard)?

Hey, you've seen Christine, right.

Yeah, why

Um, well, does the carpet match the blinds?

No, but the carpet matches the curtains

Oh, thanks.

curtains: hair on head
upholstery: leg and arm hair
linens: back, chest, and tummy hair,

welcome mat: foot hair
cushions: butt hair

by trajayjay August 26, 2013