Bleach

A popular shounen anime in which ichigo kurosaki does some gnarly shit with a sword or if your humor is still stuck in 2016 a beverage which you would drink after watching something cringe

Person 1: Aye what’re you watching?
Person 2: bleach

Person 1: that’s what I drink

Person 2: your parents don’t love you

by LilFlightRisk May 25, 2021

Bleach

Peak fiction, with the best characters in the show.

Let's sit down and watch bleach

by gl0ck0x June 23, 2021

Bleach

god's nectar

"this bleach is so good, it's like it descended from heaven itself!"
"definitely my favorite beverage"

by ☃︎ November 28, 2024

bleach

Bleach is the number one drink not because it hydrates, but because it obliterates—cleansing your soul, your sins, and your molecular structure in one crisp gulp of existential regret. It’s the forbidden smoothie, the ghost of cleanliness past, the liquid that whispers “don’t” while your curiosity screams “maybe.” Served best in a chalice made of regret and garnished with a single tear of a janitor who’s seen too much, bleach doesn’t quench thirst—it erases it from the timeline. It’s not a beverage, it’s a dare from the universe, a chemical haiku of chaos, and the unofficial sponsor of bad decisions. Remember: this is satire. Never drink bleach. But if you do, at least wear a monocle and scream “FOR SCIENCE!” as you vanish into the void.

bleach

by Skylergg14 October 9, 2025

Bleach

The liquid you tell the sped is a chug jug from Fortnite

I told the sped kid to drink a chug jug (bleach)

by anonymous January 24, 2025

bleach

good for drinking, very delicious. 100% safe. try clorox too

guy: wow yummy bleach

by Chezburgerguy February 3, 2025

black bleaching

1: the opposite of white washing

2: adding unnecessary PoC to a media series or historical adaption

3: netflix adaptation's pandering to black people

4: when a character or multiple characters without a reason or story is included and just so happens to be a PoC

I hate the games publisher keeps trying black bleaching the remake

by KateHanami March 23, 2025