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Bible Brandishing

While raising your hands during worship, revealing your conceal carry to the congregation.
Bruh, I didn't know Josiah carried, he is straight up Bible Brandishing right now.
by BrokenDentures December 24, 2022
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bible humping

The act of using God as an excuse to date someone. In some extreme cases cheating can be involved. It often follows bible dumping.
Austin: I know were like best friends and all, but God is really telling me I need to be with your ex right now.

Carlee: We're not doing anything wrong, after all, God intended this.

Jacob: As if getting dumped by God wasn't enough, I caught my best friend and my ex bible humping.
by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009
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that's his bible

that is his rule book, code or main reference
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003
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Bible Boobie

The classic combination of a bible-banger and a girl with big knockers. Can be used to compliment a girl or insult her just the same.
"Is Bible Boobie cuming over today?"
by Someone Special in December 5, 2005
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Bible fetish

A person who likes to fuck the bible or have a bible in the bed ect. when they are fucking someone else.
Sometimes they make a hole all the way through it so they can stick there dick through it and fuck it that way.
by Juded dredd7 April 25, 2011
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The Holy Bible

Album created by BTS
Mike: Hey, did you read The Holy Bible?
Joe: 我叫乔,我想死
by 0wl3l October 19, 2021
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read the bible

screennameone: why aren't you responding?
screennametwo: sorry man I had to read the bible. hot porn.
screennameone: that's sick man
by Jenn Huls May 27, 2006
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