Bender

The act of taking a huge, painful, bloody shit after eating a large amount of rocks.

I need to get an anal transplant after taking a bender last night.
Oh shit. How many rocks did you eat?
IDK probably like 37

by real_deal_steel_69 June 13, 2021

pudding bender

A homosexual man. The pudding in question is an allusion to the penis, the bending is a reference to the distortion of the member as it is forced into the rectum.

Get your hand off me leg ya fuckin pudding bender

by Steo February 10, 2007

dick bender-backer

going back on one's word abruptly or without notice.

Tom is a dick bender-backer for making a move on my cousin after he said he wouldn't.

by Joe Retro October 16, 2008

bend-jon

Slang word for " defecation" "poo" or "go to the toilet". The word originated from my mother who used it to describe her dogs going number twos. "Bend" is the shape and "Jon" is an english word for toiled. Go figure but it's extremely catchy.

Mum took her dogs for a walk to do a bend-jon.

by David Rowlands July 19, 2006

doodoo bend

when you get raped in the ass in the bathroom stall after taking a shit

did you hear chris got doodoo bended?
thats nasty

by analfuck June 26, 2008

Bend and Thrust

A way of travelling across a large space while lieing down on your side

sam had to bend and thrust accross the bed

by aphro_ February 16, 2009

Bender

An event so evil and reckless it is spoken about for years to follow. occuring without notice or planning, arising from the spontaneous combination of just the right people.
Days on end of booze, drugs, cigs, and balls-to-the wall partying. includes no conception of time or place, all usual sleeping schedules are abolished:sleep when and where you want, but upon waking one must resume consumption of alcohol--red-neck mimosa's are a staple--zero consumption of non-alcoholic beverages is allowed. Frequent and sporadic dance parties, lack of clothing, drinking from the Measuring Cup, and fridges full of nothing but beer are common phenomena.

The taking of local boozing establishment by storm, already intoxicated from days on end of partying, is also commonplace.

operating vehicles off-road under the influence of controlled and uncontrolled substances may also play a role.

"I'M ON A BENDER I NEED A BEER!"

by LP0 February 21, 2010