whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.

guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?

by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021

bend yo knees

To "bend yo knees" is to run, simply just running or run away

Guy 1: Dont bend yo knees when we spin the block.

Opp: Aint nobody finna bend knees!!!

by Peeps Morales December 04, 2021

country bend

When I person(usually male) from the country,bends the bill of their hat so it creates a simicircle.

That kid look like he did the country bend one too many times

by Slothguy23 January 23, 2018

bending tree

When you bend over a paralyzed girl and cum in her ass.

Me and Diane did a bending tree last night in bed.

by The Real Zoe Smith February 27, 2017

Bend over

The act of bending over

It was one fine day in November 2019,chilling at wilko car park. UNTIL Jamie weake bends over William on the wall and gropes him. This left William scarred for life and fearful. Now we say "bend over" to hint to him his flaws.

by HarveyXDLOL November 05, 2020

Jizz Bend

Like Blood Bending from Avatar the Last Air Bender, but one would cause an ejaculation through the stimulation of semen and surrounding tissue.

I wish I could Jizz Bend, then I could masturbate all night.

by Korra April 13, 2013

I can bend daddy

I can bend daddy means you can bend daddy

A:Can you bend daddy?
B:Of course I can bend daddy!
A:then show me you can bend daddy
B:*bends daddy*

by Luluuuuuuuu November 10, 2022