Taco Bell

The restaurant that gave me a 20-foot long tapeworm that refused to be surgically extracted from my intestine.

I should have microwaved my Taco Bell food before I ate it.

by Tony Stark May 16, 2003

Drake Bell

Conceded asshole who has obsessive compulsive disorder over Justin Bieber. Spends more time talking about Justin then actually doing work. His music is terrible and the only high point in his life was when he was on Drake and Josh. Although Josh Peck was the real star of the show. He's talentless and should be working in an office answering tech-help calls but even that's to high of a name for him. He's a lowlife who feeds off of beliebers hate and can't recive the message that nobody actually likes him. His hair looks like a dirty mop from a high schools janitor closet and hes so pale he could be considered albino. He's currently hated by 48+ Million people, Justin Bieber, Milk Tyson and the rest of #FAM. He's going no where and has been stuck in the same routine for the past five years. #HelpDrakeBell

Person 1: Did you see Drake Bells tweet?
Person 2: Drake who?

Person 1: Drake Bell.

Person 2: Sorry. I only know of Taco-bell.

Person 1: He played Drake off of Drake and Josh.
Person 2: Oh. I liked Josh better anyways.

by ihatedrakebell January 16, 2014

Guardian Bell

A Guardian Bell is a small metal bell that attaches onto a motorcycle to ward off evil spirits. Guardian Bells have more of an effect when given as a gift.

"Legend has it that evil road spirits have been latching onto motorcycles for as long as bikes have been on the road. These spirits are responsible for mechanical problems and bad luck on a journey.

Legend goes on to say that, by attaching a guardian bell to your bike, the evil spirits will become trapped inside the guardian bell. There, the constant ringing will drive them insane, making them lose their grip until they fall to the ground."

by ZorbaDaSwampMonster May 28, 2008

Taco Bell

A place to eat when you want to cure your constipation. You'll be squirting fire in no time at all.

It's been four days since I've had a crap. I think I'll go eat at Taco Bell.

by Frogbutt November 30, 2004

Taco Bell Regret

Its like coyote ugly, but involving your stomach and a bag full of empty Taco bell wrappers.

"What you are doing in there, Tom?"

"Working through some Taco Bell Regret! *flush*"

by El-Guapo April 15, 2013

Taco Bell Saga

the six minute song about taco bell. written by Tyler Joseph

Fast food greasy taco I love. exerpt from taco bell saga

by tøpfan February 1, 2018

Taco Bell Saga

a glorious song written by Tyler Joseph and others. Praise the fast food greasy tacos from above.

"BEEF AND CHEESE BEEF AND CHEESE AND LETTUCE" -Tyler Joseph ; Taco Bell Saga
"fast food greasy taco I love food like this could only come from above"

by Winter BTS February 21, 2018