not ready

It's when you plan on doing something but your time management is shit so you end up not being ready on time or when you are not ready to do something

I know you think you wanted to see me, but you're not ready yet, you'll know when you're ready and then I'll know it too. There is no rush. Take your time.

by Im7 October 12, 2023

Im ready to takeoff

Takeoff is track by Wichita native, D'Aydrian Harding. On the track, D'Aydrian recruits help from his Filmer and details his desire to accumulate money and kill people while maintaining his lavish lifestyle and comedy persona, referencing his YouTube success, murder, wealth, and expensive vehicles.

I'm ready to take off, nigga talk tough then we blowin' his face off - Lyrics used as the outro of D'aydrian Harding videos

"Im ready to takeoff cuz what u know about that bosh? that ziggoly bop"

by TheAbominableYT October 24, 2023

Not ready for freddy

When a person with high ADHD attempts to masturbate but cannot due to them having the Toreador March stuck in their head.

Last night I couldn't blow my load because I was not ready for freddy.

by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023

confetti ready

When you cum on her

Yo she was wearing panties that said “confetti ready” she wanted it bad

by imma get u 😯 🔫 November 15, 2023

GET READY AND BUCKLE UP

Jay/ThatDude's intros right before playing a game or reacting to something.

Today we will be playing some of the weirdest damn games ever, SO GET READY AND BUCKLE UP AND LET'S GO!

by LightSwigger December 23, 2023

Born ready

Born circumcised like Noah, Jacob, and Joseph.

"Jacob's Mohel didn't have what to cut... he was born ready"

by urban schmurban December 27, 2023

Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah.

normally used when somebody not associated with the punk/thrasher style wears this style for any particular reason (e.g. your clothes smell of chlorine) without attempting to fit into the style. usually said by the person wearing the outfit either in an attempt to fit in or as a joke.

Chloe: Lookin' sick Max! A couple tats, some piercings and we'll make a thrasher out of you yet.
Max: Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah.
Chloe: Maybe not. Go on down and say hi to Joyce. Free breakfast!

by maisieee27 December 31, 2023