Barnetticles

A small, pale child

The girl eating the cheez-it's is very white and needs sun she's such a Barnetticles.

by sarahismyBFF (: February 27, 2010

Barberista

A person who serves you coffee and then cuts your hair.

My barberista gave me a shitty haircut, but the coffee always keeps me coming back.

by BungleMr September 4, 2011

Barnesia

Forgetting details of conversations held at a bar due to excessive alcohol consumption.

Wife says, "honey, do you remember what you told me last night while we were at happy hour?". Husband replies, "Uh, no I think I have barnesia!".

by Eff'r September 14, 2013

Grecian Barnet

I head of hair which has blatantly been re-coloured using any form of off-the-shelf hair colourant, specifically designed for men of a certain age.

I see that Phillip Schofield has given up on the Grecian Barnet;

by Paul Gardiner March 31, 2008

Discount Barber

A head shot specialist.

Fuckinell, look at the size of that hole. Your a discount barber my son.

by ironrat January 18, 2010

Bob Barker'd

To spay or neuter. After Bob Barker's famous lines, "have your pets spayed or neutered", at the end of every show.

All of these cats have been Bob Barker'd.

by blastulation June 29, 2010

the Barney Stinson effect

The phenomenon that men are instantly more attractive when they are wearing formal attire, especially suits. (Based on the character Barney Stinson from the sitcom 'How I Met Your Mother')

Girl 1: Man, that guy is deeeelicious
Girl 2: It's just the Barney Stinson effect!

Girl 1: Is that Tom? Man, he looks waaaay hotter than usual
Girl 2: Duh, he's wearing a suit. It's the Barney Stinson effect

by RandomHipsterChick May 17, 2014