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Barfing Glitter

Barfing glitter is a phenomenon that occurs when someone is such a disgustingly "perfect" little Mary-Sue that glitter begins to form in their gastronomical places (stomach, intestines, etc), and causes such buildup that needs to be extricated from the body in some way.
Aforementioned Mary-Sue-like person will then begin to gracefully vomit, pouring glitter upon everyone (s)he meets.
Girl #1: Wow, Mr. Brown! Cool shoes!
Girl #2: You're just barfing glitter everywhere...
by The-Walrus-Is-In December 29, 2010
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professional barfighter

A man who is adept at various forms of martial arts, most notably Shotokan Karate, Kyokushin Karate, Shorinji Kenpo, Kajukenbo, Judo, Kali, Wing Chun, Jeet Kun Do, or Aikido. They never indulge in drinking alcoholic beverages, but hang around the area in a secret, undisclosed location. The moment a barfight erupts, they jump in screaming very loudly, clad in some sort of martial arts uniform such as a gi, and proceed to clean the bar.
Brian Urlacker: Hey buddy, you got a problem? Wanna take it outside?

Bas Rutten (professional barfighter): Hahaha, sure ok sounds like fun to me.
by Bake Em Away Toys November 16, 2010
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Barfly

one of my 2 fave clubs in Cardiff.

friday's your best option if you like rock music and you're pissed
shit, i cant go to Barfly tonight, i gotta get up at half past 6 tommorow morning to work. All this drinking wine at home for nothing
by wonderfool December 1, 2003
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barfight!!!

A punk band from mattishall. With a vocalist who has never seen music.
oh that was as good as a barfight!!!
by Alex the ham February 25, 2008
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barfly

Getting so fucked up on drugs and/or booze, that all you can do the following day is to go to a local pub and get hammered
''Jaysus man, I was givin' it the barfly last night down the Anchor (to some tune)''
by Gerry November 17, 2004
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barfangled

To be so hungry that when you get to a buffet or whatever, you can eat til you puke.(not to be confused with Bulemia)
"Dude I'm so barfangled, lets go to the all you can eat smorgasboard"
by stu pedasso November 3, 2006
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Barfcicles

When someone happens to be on a rooftop and/or ledge during the winter/cold season then proceeds to vomit on the edge of that area, the vomit drips down off of the roof/ledge and creates Barfcicles; similar to Icicles made of frozen water, but instead consisting of frozen vomit.
" 'That party was off the hook bro' 'Yeah I know, but I need to melt those barfcicles off the gutter drain before my parents get home' "
by Chaosflamingo August 25, 2009
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