Toilet Bandit

Crack head in Houston that ran around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for crack money.

The Toilet Bandit struck again, all the valves are gone!

by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021

Baby Bandit

So-Called notorious theives' that steal cum from sperm banks

"Did you hear about that Baby Bandit Heist?"
"Those crackheads got away with gallons of cum"

by Sly.Farron May 25, 2021

Sandy Bandit

When you are having sex with a female on a beach, you stick your penis into the sand and re-insert.

Susan didn't want to go swimming so I gave her a sandy bandit.

by Andy WM September 30, 2007

time bandit

someone renowned or reliable for stealing all your time.

Cam: "yeah man I'll be over in 5 minutes" *80 minutes later*

"oh yeah sorry man, I just started talking to my mom on the way out, I am leaving right now!" *35 minutes later* "my dad got me to help him unload his truck right as I was about to leave, I'm just gonna walk the dog and I'll head right up... Is anyone else there yet?"
Victim:"DUDE, everyone is here! wtf, come on!"
*25 minutes later*
Cam:" oh hey man, yeah, I totally forgot I already made plans with jen the other day... I gotta go to this movie tonight, so I cant come chill, you guys should just hold onto my share..."

Victim: ...

Victim: *SIGHate you* gad damn, you time bandit!

by marinade August 15, 2010

snatch bandit

Somone who enjoys sex with other mens girlfriend or wife.

"If that guy hits on my wife one more time, i'll kill that snatch bandit!"

by Evil Weasel June 11, 2006

ass bandit

a gay male

And its ARSE bandit fools

"Haw, youse uhr total arse bandits by the way an aw that"

by spicymince February 5, 2004

Rss Bandit

Corruption of "arse-bandit". Someone (normally a clueless boss) who insists on forwarding the contents of rss feeds to you by e-mail as if they are some kind of news authority, normally entitled "Did you see this?"

She keeps forwarding me "New Features of Windows 7" posts as if I either give a shit or live in a cave.

What an rss bandit!

by BingoJenkins August 11, 2009