The goat in football and basketball

The goat in basketball and football are märt and aleks from the hood of Tapa

Hwo is the goat in football and basketball?
Answer: Aleks and Märt are.

by Mlgmlgmlg December 13, 2022

KO Basketball

A sport that you don't see on TV, though it would be interesting.

That guy just got his glasses shattered by the basketball and the ref didn't call a foul even though he's got blood in his eyes. He's going to be in trouble if it gets much worse, why doesn't he just play regular basketball instead of KO basketball? Why does he keep doing this to himself?

by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021

Basketballs

Big balls or Big boobs

They are a pair of basketballs, such a sexy relationship!

by notdirtyminded October 13, 2019

Playing Basketball

Playing Basketball is an excuse you can say if you get caught jerking off.

Ex:

Kyles Mom: Hey Kyle what are you doing
Kyle: Ahh im playing Basketball

Kyles Mom: Oh ok ok ok ok

by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020

Basketball

the worst fucking sport on this planet earth, don't care what you say. it is sweaty 6'10 male kardashians trying to get a ball into a circle. i can't with this sport, all the players are divas, its so fast-paced that it will make your head spin, the nba version of Gary Bettman, Roger Goodell, Scott France, and Rob Manfred is trying to market this to everyone in the world like hes mark zuckerburg even though nobody gives a shit, its fans are at the top of the list of fans you don't want to mess with or you will be on the back of a milk carton, the fucking face of the league in the 90s became one of the most hated men in charlotte that his term with the White Sox is more relevant, the players try and flop harder than Ronaldo can ever imagine, some teams are so bad that they could be beaten by the Oakland Athletics in a game of basketball, players are so over their heads that they buy 10 million dollar mansions with a fountain statue of them when their averaging 6 points a game, the media has been on the train for so long that some cities try and witch hunt haters. its a fucking disgrace to the sports world and will be better off without it existing, the NHL is more entertaining anyway.

Person 1: hey do you want to go to a basketball ga-
Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP DARRYL

by t0ph4t1 July 24, 2023

Playing Basketball

A 200 IQ Phrase you can say if you get caught jerking off.

Ex:
KYLES MOM: Kyle what are you doing.
Kyle: Uuhhhh um, Im playing Basketball?
Kyles MOM: Oh ok ok ok ok well than make it wet if you know what i mean.

by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020

basketball people

basketball people are criminals who like stealing and act a victim must be back and usually have big lips fast and long legs and balds if you see one of these "people" run they will rob you

those basketball people always stealing from the corner shop its out of control

by ILoveGodAndChrist December 19, 2023