cruz booger

The booger that Ted Cruz ate.

Republican 1: Hey, what's that on Ted's mouth?
Republican 2: I think it's a booger.
Republican 1&2: Oh, fuck, did he just eat that fucking booger off his lip on live television?

***the next day***
Republican 3: Did you see the debate last night?
Republican 1: With the Cruz booger? Yeah. Fucking sick.

by coobpig August 11, 2016

mascara booger

after you wipe or wash your mascara off the access of the mascara will be wet in a little "booger" form in the inner corner of your eye.

ps. super fun to pick out!!!

"omg i had the biggest mascara booger in my eye after i washed my face last night."

by RoseBud April 18, 2015

cookie booger

Cookie crumbs

I have cookie boogers in my armpits.

by MiltoKarr June 3, 2016

booger muncher

someone who munches on boogers, this is different than just eating boogers. this is an intense chewing of boogers. do not befriend a booger muncher, it's dangerous.

"Dude, she is literally a booger muncher, I saw her digging in her nose and sucking the boogers off her finger."

by porkobobbo October 13, 2022

Booger swing

A small steel or plastic hoop nose piercing worn through the septum.

" Hey broski/sisterrizzle, I couldn't help but notice your bitchin' booger swing and it's accompanying rider "

by Moe the homo August 20, 2013

bottle booger

The dried up bit of substance crusting at the opening of a bottle that impedes the flow and sometime ends up in your dispensed portion. Often found on mustard, ketchup, and lotion. (See also lotion booger.)

Cindy: "Mom, Danny just flicked a bottle booger at me."
Danny: "See, it's just ketchup."
Mom: "Danny, stop picking bottle boogers and eating them!"

by jasonspsyche February 6, 2018

Covid Booger

The thick white mucus and associated boogers people that hang around weeks after a Covid infection.

I kicked the Covid quickly, but the Covid Boogers are still hanging out in my nostrils.

by Buzz081421 August 17, 2021