When looking at an ass but your sole attention is on it that you fail to notice surrounding things such as the owners face or ect.
*Can be shortened to ass blind
*Can be shortened to ass blind
David was caught in ass blindness as he didn't notice his friends were in the background.
When Jamal saw the girls face after being in a state of ass blindness he quickly scrolled away from her instagram feed.
When Jamal saw the girls face after being in a state of ass blindness he quickly scrolled away from her instagram feed.
by Axel432 December 16, 2014
Get the Ass Blindnessmug. Obliviousness when walking or otherwise in motion while simultaneously playing with or peering at a hand-held gadget. Often a public nuisance, as when slow, erratic, or careless movement impedes or leads to collision with others; sometimes also dangerous to the cell blind themselves, as when crossing a busy street without looking because engrossed in texting, IM-ing, or similarly urgent activities.
See: cell blindness (n.), cell-blind (v., adv.), and cell-blindly (adv.)
See: cell blindness (n.), cell-blind (v., adv.), and cell-blindly (adv.)
by notdogen January 24, 2011
Get the cell blindmug. Used when you are looking for some THING that you know is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU but you can't find it or see it.
Husband: Honey, do you know where my keys are?
Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.
Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness
Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.
Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness
by who da hell cares? April 22, 2010
Get the Thing Blindnessmug. by Stainless26 December 3, 2019
Get the Blind burromug. When someone is drunk beyond recognition, stutters and slurs but somehow keeps standing and keeps on drinking they are cowburn blind
by SANTA691 January 31, 2019
Get the Cowburn blindmug. by commablindness September 21, 2017
Get the Comma Blindnessmug. 
Get the truth-blindmug.