beach club

A country club for people who live by the beach. Known for hosting rich, elitist, and predominantly white patrons who look down on non-member guests.

Chad Chaddington: "Hey Zach, let's go to the beach club!"

Zachary P. Chadworth: "Indubitably. Jason, would you care to join us?"

Jason: "Fuck you guys, they judge me hard every time I go in there. Enjoy your Earl Grey tea."

by Merriam Chubster October 23, 2013

beach buzzards

A Florida name for sea gulls.

Watch out for the beach buzzards, they'll steal your fooď and shit all over you.

by River hippie April 14, 2016

Sunday Beach

a completely "chill" state of mind. Feeling so cool, and so down to earth, that nothing else matters. The most wonderful feeling in the world. Sunday, being the most "chill" day, and Beach, being the most "chill" place, make sunday beach the most "chill" thing in the world. It feels perfect

Yesterday was so sunday beach, dude.

by Evan Lineberry January 12, 2008

muffin beach

noun;; used affectionately, and short for mutha fuckin bitch:)
muffin beaches are by default amazing

Marco is my muffin beach!

by mrs.einstein February 12, 2009

South Beach Spray Tan

It's a Cleveland Steamer, but when the dumping party has diarrhea.

Johnny ate some tacos and was going to give his girl a Cleveland Steamer. However, the tacos gave him diarrhea, so she got the South Beach Spray Tan instead.

by JackAttack21 December 4, 2012

Awkward Beached Whale

N. The ultimate in the range of awkward items or animals. An individual intending to correctly execute an awkward beached whale should lie face down on the ground and thrash their legs whilst pressed together as an impersonation of a whale's flipper. Then while doing this, the individual should rock from side to side whilst helplessly hitting the ground directly to their side with limp arms. The awkward beached whale is most successfully executed by lying on a floor, but it can also be executed on a table or chair.

Awkward beached whale should be used to best affect at a time of severe awkwardness which should be enough to break the ice of any situation.

*WARNING* AWKWARD BEACHED WHALE SHOULD NOT BE ATTAMPTED AT ANY INAPPROPRIATE AWKWARD TIMES SUCH AS IN A CHURCH OR IN A PROM DRESS OR TUXEDO. IT WILL CONSIDERABLY MAKE THE SITUATION MORE AWKWARD AND CAUSE PEOPLE TO TAKE OFFENCE !!!

1) Perfect time to do awkward beached whale.
(In a room where the atmosphere is unbearably awkward)

Person 1: "wow this is so awkward"
(does an awkward beached whale as directed above)
Person 2: wow who is that crazy man ?
Person 3: "It's an awkward beached whale !"
Person 2: "haha that's hilarious"

Multiple people laugh and awkwardness stops.

2) Wrong time for an awkward beached whale.
(At a formal occassion where the atmosphere is unbearably awkward)

Person 1: "wow this is so awkward"
(does an awkward beached whale as directed above)
Person 2: (silence)
Person 3: (silence)
Person 2: (silence)

Awkwardness increases and people ignore the individual who feels even more awkward for increasing the awkwardness and for messing up his/her formal clothes.

by Awkwardkingofbeachedwhales June 14, 2012

Childrens Beach

The ultimate hook up spot for nantucket summer kids. Safe place for your children by day, crack house by night. An average town night isn't complete without it and you're bound to make memories while you're there. Usually grown out of by sophomore year, but every time you come back you can't help but reminisce.

"Did you hear about what happened at Childrens last night?"

"So many of my firsts happened at Childrens Beach"

by fratboyrackcity69 March 10, 2018