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Best Friend Telepathy 

The ability two or more close friends have when they've been friends for a LONG time. They tend to know what the other(s) are thinking, finish each other's sentences and communicate using almost no words.

More common in female best friend relationships but not limited to them, inside jokes could be one of the reasons why best friend telepathy occurs.
BFF 1: Wow, our best friend telepathy is getting ridiculous
BFF 2: I know! I didn't even have to say more than two words and you already knew what I was talking about!
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best page in the universe 

Best Page in the Universe is a website created by a writter called Maddox. This site features articles ranting about his hate towards children, old people, women, and the Titanic. He is an amazing writer who will bash the daylights out of anyone or anything he likes. There is a society called Mothers Against Maddox. This group tries to get Maddox of the internet, and want to shut down his site. His articles feature loads of foul language, and adult material.
Best Page in the Universe is THE Best Page in the Universe.
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Best Friend 

Someone Who Wants You To Always Be Happy, Irreguardless Of How It Happens,

Someone Who Will Always Be By Your Side,

Someone Whom You Can Entrust Your Life With.

Someone Who No Matter How Tough The Going Gets, They Never Get Going.

Having A True Best Friend, Is A Bond Even Stronger Than Beinf Married.
Its Two In The Morning, You Just Had The Worst Nightmare Of Your Life, You Cant Sleep, And Your Seriously Shooken Up, You Call Your Best Friend And She/He Could Calm You With Very Few Words.
Best Friend by AshhMariee69 April 30, 2011
Besjana is an amazing, funny, and cool person. She is definitely everyone’s favorite person to be around. She’s pretty, smart, and a kind person. Overall everyone loves being around her.
Your a Besjana.

The Best Engine 

The best engine in the world is the vagina. It takes any size piston, self lubricates, starts with one finger & does its own oil change every thirty days.
What more could you ask for...the vagina is the best engine
The Best Engine by TimmayS1990 September 7, 2009

Besmirkvehogans 

Originally a mistaken word in a game of simpsons scrabble, now known as the official snack food of Port 2007 "Year of the Bear Suit"

Can be used either as a food type, an insult, a legitimate word in scrabble, and as a disinfectant.
Besmirkvehogans, I vant vun!

Pass the Besmirkvehogans, I have to go no. 3.

I have hump like a camel, besmirkvehogan

Best Boyfriend (Homo optimus) 

A lovely boyfriend that embodies all that is good in the world.
Emily: "Holy gosh, you are the best boyfriend! If I were to give you a specific scientific title, it would definitely be Homo optimus!"

Best Boyfriend (Homo optimus)