Barking spiders

The act of passing gas and then blaming it on tiny eight legged creatures living in the walls.
Wow did you hear those barking spiders.
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Barking Spider

Barking Spider- An elusive species, the Barking Spider is the only species of spider that can be found all over the world. This spider is especially attracted to spicy food. This spider is most abundant at Indian, Mexican, and Thai restaurants due to the use of hot peppers and seasonings.

When threatened, the spider will release a nauseating stench that has been known to make people throw up. Before it releases the gas however, it will “bark”. Scientists don’t know how the spider does this as no specimen has ever been caught. It still eludes us to this day
Barks

What the hell was that?!

It’s those damn barking spiders again
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Bark Dog

If someone is roasting you say "bark dog" barca fans love this.
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Letting the dogs bark.

Ripping your socks off, and letting your toes breathe.
Joe: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DANNY?!?!
Danny: Im letting the dogs bark.
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barking baboon

a bizarre sex act in which the man screams at the womans/mans ass and then spanks it until their ass is red like a baboons.
i tried the barking baboon last night
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bark it

Lighting a cannabis joint and proceeding to smoke it.
Aki: You tryna bark it?
Juju: Say nothing, you rolling?
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bum bark

One of many humorous names for flatulence.
Is there a dog in your pants or was that a bum bark?
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