Baptiste

A guy who calls way too many times in one night (especially on weekends)

Omfg this guy calls like a baptiste

by Theoracleseesall February 21, 2022

Baptiste

Baptiste is a kind person whose goal is always to share his love for people. Sometimes, his sense of humor goes beyond his kindness. But you can always trust a Baptiste when he says that he cares about your well-being. It's well-known that Baptiste are the best sex player and their pillow are always sweating love.

Wow, look at you with your Baptiste. I'm definitely jealous.

by pripri4ever April 29, 2022

baptistine

She is a small sweetheart, with a weird laugh. She thinks nobody notices her when all the boys are at her feet. Very artistic she will always be there for you.

I would love to be friend with Baptistine

by Constantinople le S May 22, 2022

Baptist nap

The Sunday nap a Baptist takes in between morning and evening services

Dude, that sermon be slappin. Ima go home and take a Baptist nap to recharge.

by Sir3nZ October 23, 2022

Baptised

1. An almost spiritual epiphany where one becomes spellbound by the sight of an attractive woman's full and impressive baps.

2. To have baptised a baby, or full-grown weirdo, and begun the process of religious indoctrination.

A portmanteau combining the words baps and hypnotised. To be hypnotised by baps.

Holiday dude: "You should've seen the quim down by the pool! I was baptised!"
Other holiday dude: "When I went they were all hideous old hags. It was more of a baptism of fire."

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by Goat Lips September 13, 2024

baptist mimosa

A virgin mimosa made with orange juice and sprite due to the fact that Baptist, particularly Southern Baptist, don't drink alcohol.

Paula: Did you see them drinking Mimosas at the First Baptist Women's Missionary Society fund raiser!!!!

Peggy Sue: Don't be silly they where baptist Mimosas No ALCOHOL!!!

by Avicenna the Wise December 22, 2024

baptist mimosa

A virgin mimosa made with orange juice and sprite due to the fact that Baptist, particularly Southern Baptist, don't drink alcohol.

Paula: Did you see them drinking Mimosas at the First Baptist Women's Missionary Society fund raiser!!!!

Peggy Sue: Don't be silly they where baptist Mimosas No ALCOHOL!!!

by Avicenna the Wise December 22, 2024