Band Geek

A high school student who is involved with the school band (usually marching band). These students are often think that band is the best thing in the world and are usually very snotty and condescending to outsiders who think otherwise. They often skip classes in order to be in the band room like chorus geeks. These students are often condemned to having EXTREME social awkwardness and making EXCESSIVE lame inside jokes that aren't even remotely funny, it's almost like they're autistic. Usually there is an alpha nerd who is basically the center of attention. The alpha is either the biggest douchebag in the entire world but on rare occasions, they're actually cool and funny. Male band geeks often hug and grope female band geeks, the girls don't mind because they probably think that they're gay. Band geeks absolutely despise guitarists, they reject anybody with a rock 'n' roll approach to music, but they fucking worship the jazz band guitarist. The jazz guitarist is usually THE biggest douche of them all because he thinks that he's better than all other guitarists in the school. Being in a music theory class with these jack-offs is fucking torture because if you're the one person in that entire class that isn't in band, you're the odd man out, stuck in a fucking classroom for an hour listening to their shitty jokes, them going "AW!" when you ask a question that all of them know the answer to, and their shitty conversations!

Band Geek: How come you don't join band?

Me: Because I like the freedom to improvise, write my own songs, practice whenever I want, and not become a fucking band geek!

by DrFingerGood July 21, 2011

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While band geeks may seem like freaks, if you get into their "circle of friends" you will find that...

a) They have possibly the hottest orgies ever.
b) They have more sex than most of the jocks.
c) They have hot orgies on the two hour bus rides every saturday.
d) A lot of the girls are bisexual.

Not to be confused with orch dorks. Band geeks are way hotter. Orch dorks are inferior to band geeks. Plus they don't have the hot orgies like we do.

Omg that chick has sex every saturday with the tuba player! I wish I was a band geek...

by Just a Band Geek October 9, 2005

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band-AIDS

A groupie who contracts HIV/AIDS from sleeping with a rock star.

Jen: What happened to you last night amber?
Amber: Oh my god! all i remember is getting on a bus with the fat drummer, bubba. I think i have band-AIDS now.
Jen: Shit! that sucks

by Honey Danforth October 2, 2006

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band camp

A hellish week when its +100 degrees every day and flat nasty band chicks wear little to no clothing causing nausea vomiting and often death after prolonged suffering.

OMG its so hot I hate band camp, AHHH here comes another band chick! Dont look in her eyes or you'll turn to stone!

by MayorMcCheese October 18, 2006

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Band Director

A often short person who conducts or directs a band. Has no life, assigning students scales sheets for their grades, and telling lame jokes. Often can be desperate at times. Can be cool at times, but most of the time they can be @$$holes.

Cool Band Director:
Hey he's one of the coolest Band Directors ever!

Lame Band Director:
This Band Director can't conduct for crap!

by [too cool to list on here] December 29, 2008

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