Balldickulous

A series of events that suck balls and cause extreme inconvience.

I replaced the rim on my tire after hitting a curb only to have the side wall blow out of the tire three miles down the road, after putting on the spare it also blew half way to the auto shop. This is fing balldickulous!

by Lexhenner April 28, 2011

Ballatician

Anyone whose name isn't Austin. He is a ratchet.

Is that austin?

Yeah man what a ratchet.
Opposite of a ballatician, yo.

by austinh8er October 22, 2013

Ballard Benedict

Breakfast dish consisting of English muffin, topped with tradional bacon, poached eggs, & hollandaise sauce.

(Similar to eggs Benedict but substitutes Canadian bacon with tradional breakfast bacon)

I'd like the Ballard Benedict please.

by JBalla November 15, 2013

ballast shovelling

This is where a gentleman is having relations with a lady who is so large that he can't see what he's doing.

Julie was so fat that I was just ballast shovelling!

by Jinny the pig December 31, 2013

ballbaday

when your penis wet in the toilet because the water is to high or your balls are to low

In school i sometimes ballbaday

by I am ugly February 10, 2014

BallAng

A term used to describe someone who balls out, pop bottles, and fuck bitches like Mr. Ang does.

Friend 1: Hey man, it's a BallAng night tonight.
Friend 2: Dude, fuck yes, imma fuck bitches left and right.

by trollang July 13, 2014

ballaffocation

During the act of tea bagging (sucking on balls), balls go to deep and you can't breathe.

Gertrude almost died from ballaffocation while pleasing Harold. ballaffocate suffocate balls testicles

by Vegalicious October 20, 2015