Beep To Beep Means You Are Ready To Meet

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now a "beep to beep means you are ready to meet".

by Abreathofaversaillian January 13, 2025

beep to beep means you are ready to meet

what I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you a "Beep To Beep Means You Are Ready To Meet".

by Abreathofaversaillian January 13, 2025

prawn ready

Hank is a brawler in Brawl Stars who is a prawn, and in one of his voicelines he says "I was prawn ready!" Which is a play on words for born ready. The community uses the term "prawn ready" for people skilled with Hank.

Person: why did I pick Hank? Because I was prawn ready!

by SuperDuperTrooperCool April 11, 2024

Southtown Ready

When you’ve reached a point of inebriation that has you OK with rocking out to the song “Southtown” by the band POD without a hint of irony.

Person A : John is cross eyed and drooling and it smells like he might have shit his pants.
Person B: Sounds like John is Southtown Ready

by PapiRyan July 11, 2021

Born ready

Born circumcised like Noah, Jacob, and Joseph.

"Jacob's Mohel didn't have what to cut... he was born ready"

by urban schmurban December 27, 2023

not ready

It's when you plan on doing something but your time management is shit so you end up not being ready on time or when you are not ready to do something

I know you think you wanted to see me, but you're not ready yet, you'll know when you're ready and then I'll know it too. There is no rush. Take your time.

by Im7 October 12, 2023

I-ready

A p e r f e c t l e a r n i n g p r o g r a m t h a t h e l p s k i d s o f a l l a g e s a n d g r a d e s l e a r n ! , according to your horrible teachers. I-Ready is one of the most well-known forms of torture in the United States, often used on young school children and teenagers. It is extremely effective, even more if work piles up. It is ESPECIALLY notorious in online schools. It is hated by every person who has ever seen it on Earth.

"Okay, class, today we're going to do 2 I-Ready le-"

(Loud booing)

"Calm down, class! It's just 2 les-"

"Hey guys, would you rather die in a school shooting than do I-Ready?"

"I'd prefer the former."

"Same."

"Hey, y'all hear that?"

"Oh hey it's the shooter!"

The end. They never did their I-ready.

by RiceOfCourse April 14, 2023