"I will absifrickenlutely not be doing that."
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Echuti" In Israel.
Usually you tell this to someone you think is good and who is "High Quality"
Echuti" In Israel.
Usually you tell this to someone you think is good and who is "High Quality"
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To get back in shape after a long period of not being in shape, often due to emotion or exhaustion. Comes from the ASSFACE Diet
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2. To make one’s buttocks larger through surgical or other cosmetic means.
2. To make one’s buttocks larger through surgical or other cosmetic means.
“Lisa was shocked by the assflation she recently observed while shopping for toilet paper at her local grocery store.”
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I am tired of this constant assfoolishness from you. Please stop it, or else I'm going to not talk to you ever again.
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The word has no fixed dictionary meaning; it’s a meme filler you drop where everyone can guess the real word from context. Depending on how you use it, asifonyu can mean:
• “that’s how it is for you / tough luck”
• a crush, hookup or situationship (“mi asifonyu”)
• being wrecked, drunk or out of it (“quedé bien asifonyu”)
• a cheeky way to say booty/privates (“mueve el asifonyu”)
Always said with camp, shady, Wendy-style humor.
The word has no fixed dictionary meaning; it’s a meme filler you drop where everyone can guess the real word from context. Depending on how you use it, asifonyu can mean:
• “that’s how it is for you / tough luck”
• a crush, hookup or situationship (“mi asifonyu”)
• being wrecked, drunk or out of it (“quedé bien asifonyu”)
• a cheeky way to say booty/privates (“mueve el asifonyu”)
Always said with camp, shady, Wendy-style humor.
Anoche tomé tanto en el antro que quedé bien asifonyu.
Mi asifonyu ni me ha texteado, mana.
Pa’ celebrar hay que mover ese asifonyu.
Mi asifonyu ni me ha texteado, mana.
Pa’ celebrar hay que mover ese asifonyu.
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