by fat fuck antonio March 18, 2022
Get the antoniomug. Ant beast, Hoover, or Hoover 2 baseball, is a steaming hot Latino, with a bod only few can even comprehend. He is still waiting on a first kiss. Jk he got one in Colorado on vacation. We don’t know her name but it happened.
by HungPeen March 14, 2019
Get the Antonio Nanezmug. A once cute quite little town where you could ride your bicycle or your horse up to the ball field during the weekend to play at the park. Lil convenient store popular for Cubans and Icees is where you would run into everyone you knew but now every face is a stranger and better look out on the roads over ran by every alien going 40 over the lil 30 mph speed limit. I say alien because where do all these people even come from....one minute quite lil town everyone mistakes for san Antonio Texas when you say san Antonio because know one heard of san Antonio Florida to huge subdivision where there was a cow pasture or swamps yesterday. Now the home of targets biggest wear house and man made lagoons built over night. It's insane. Once quite country now a over population of aliens that had to come from outer space. O and don't forger ponchos every close eats there atleast twice a week when they don't want to cook and the bar around the corner is for most of the 60s generation to have a high school reunion every Friday night with there 80s and 90s kids who can't hold down a faithful relationship because well the bar!
San Antonio fl:Them-Your from where? San Antonio Texas? What are you doing in Florida. Me-No, it's 30 mins north of Tampa, San Antonio, fl.
by 4sakeofthistowngobacktospace May 29, 2023
Get the san Antonio flmug. by SpyderSpyder January 9, 2022
Get the Antoniomug. biggest dickhead on the fkn planet, he's got no friends, his friends use him for his house shitty 1 story dungeon house. brother looks like a bowling ball with mommy issues
by antoinio antonio June 14, 2022
Get the antoniomug. He's extremely intelligent, traumatized, sweet, funny (in the nerdy way), and just fucking perfect. I think I'm falling in love all over again
Person 1: hey, isn't that your ex, Antonio..?
Person 2: yes- but we're still friends
Person 1: why? Don't people normally never talk to their exes after the break up?
Person 2: yes well, we've both matured. We're in highschool now, and I think I'm falling in love with him again. I'm remembering why I fell for him in the first place.
Person 1: why not ask him out again?
Person 2: because, I doubt he'd want me again. I feel like I ruined my chances. Also, I'm a trans man. I doubt he'd *want* a trans guy.
Person 1: that's a big L for you, g.
Person 2: I wish I had rizz
Person 2: yes- but we're still friends
Person 1: why? Don't people normally never talk to their exes after the break up?
Person 2: yes well, we've both matured. We're in highschool now, and I think I'm falling in love with him again. I'm remembering why I fell for him in the first place.
Person 1: why not ask him out again?
Person 2: because, I doubt he'd want me again. I feel like I ruined my chances. Also, I'm a trans man. I doubt he'd *want* a trans guy.
Person 1: that's a big L for you, g.
Person 2: I wish I had rizz
by anonymous March 11, 2023
Get the Antonio..mug. When one ejaculates on a girl's stomach, smears it around on her stomach, allows the ejaculatory fluid to dry and become solid, peels it off like dried glue, and procends to eat it.
by Punk_b1ch_kyle February 12, 2017
Get the San Antonio Sanitation Maneuvermug.