Anal Murder

When you Shit in a pillow case and freeze it, Then once frozen you kill someone with it.

Jack: Hey man u hear bout Heather.

Bobby: yeah man that was horrible. Anal murder isn't a joke.

by Sorry I messd up with my email September 26, 2010

anal training

the process of training the sphincter muscles to relax and accept insertions more easily.

My Mistress is slowly training my anus for strap-on sex, to help She purchased your anal training kit a month ago. It has helped me to learn to relax my sphincter and get more enjoyment from our sessions, next, I hope, will be your dilator kit. I have a much easier time of handling her dildo now.

by Nikki-NikKay September 14, 2006

anal mastadon

a master of the art of anal sex usually working with a ginormous unit

hes known around the ladies as a regular "Anal Mastadon"

by z man March 10, 2005

bootleg anal

Bootleg Anal is when a woman cant adequetely take/recieve more than the tip of a mans penis in her anal cavity. It counts as anal sex, but much pleasure isnt derived from the act.

"Did you go home with Stacey last nite"?

"Yeah...we hooked up. she was on her period, so I got some bootleg anal. she was pretty drunk but it was still difficult".

by Johnny Dangerus July 10, 2010

anal vape

The act of sticking a vaporizer in your asshole and then proceeding to blow clouds using only your anus muscles

Let's go anal vape in the bathroom

by Jewish Pubes February 2, 2016

Anal assault

When you're pounding a girl so hard in the ass that she presses charges

I have to go to court tomorrow because shaniqua charged me with anal assault

by The_abbot26 June 4, 2013

Anal sonata

Used to describe a particularly vile and unpleasant serial set of farts, generally of different sounds and tones.

God dammit - what the fuck did you eat for dinner? If I hear another anal sonata out of your ass, I'm going to push you in front of a bus.

by Plautus August 15, 2010