Wasilla, Alaska

Wasilla, Alaska is a terrible place where drug addicts and criminals live.

Hey, let's leave Wasilla, Alaska so the drug addicts and criminals don't get us.

by E-Dawg 'O' Bling Bling November 13, 2007

Alaskan Thunderfuck

An insanely good chronic classed weed that made me feel like a snow man jizzed on the back of my throat

(Man choking)
Dude 1: Taking that Alaskan Thunderfuck like a bitch?
Dude 2: Goddamn snowman jizzed all up in my throat nd sht

by Nigga N8 March 1, 2010

Alaskan Snow-Cap

The act of ejaculating upon the tip of another penis, be it homosapien or otherwise. Can be performed by both parties thereby resulting in a double-Alaskan-snow-cap.

"Dude, i just came right on the tip of my dude bros' dick.'
"Dude bro, He Alaskan Snow-capped you"
"No dude bro, he came on mine too. Double-Alaskan-Snow-Cap."

by YourArtSucks November 27, 2009

Alaskan Waffle

An unshaven vagina that has been infected by a rash. Similar to a blue waffle, but the difference lies with whether or not the vagina has been shaved. Can also be called "The Sarah Palin Waffle."

Ted: Holy crap Margaret, you have Alaskan Waffle!

Margaret: Oh my God, Ted! I knew something was up when I started itching my "down under" uncontrollably last week! I'd better see a specialist about my Alaskan Waffle!

by Comrade_Jon December 28, 2010

Baked Alaskan

Cuming into a shot glass, pouring 151 on top of it, light it on fire, and make her swallow it.

I totally gave her a baked Alaskan last night!

by Caucasiansensation December 6, 2011

Alaskan contraceptive

A method of contraception involving sticking ones balls in the snow for several hours in an attempt to inactivate the sperm, and thereby prevent pregnancy.

She couldn't get the pill, and he couldn't go to the store because of the blizzard, and they wanted to keep warm, so they used the Alaskan contraceptive.

by Grande02 November 2, 2008

Alaskan Crab Fisherman

When you take a bong rip, then while holding in the smoke you chug a beer, then exhale the smoke and quickly inhale a hit of nitrous oxide.

Yo Tim I just got some nitrous whippets from Starbucks, want to do an alaskan crab fisherman an git highh?

by Smokethebongeveryday April 5, 2011