Alan

Alan

A very cool, smart , trust worthy, tall , cute and shy person

He’s one of the best people and you can trust on him.

Dude 1: Broo.. who tf is him
Dude 2: * looks up *
Dude 2 : oh! He’s Alan

by I have a pug November 21, 2021

Alan

Some dumbass who say the same lines over and over.

Alan says “no way!” And “Cuh!”

by Someoneyoudon’tknow August 16, 2021

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

Alan

A peice of shit who is socially awkward and want to die but won't do it as he is a pussy

Person 1: hey look Alan is going to the gym
Person 2: oh yea he is the one who fucked my mother and sister

by Thatonealan February 22, 2022

Alan

Alan is a real gansta, he is always willing to run thirties. Whenever the ops are around he is willing to blick em up.
Alan is also a racist ass dude, dont try and box him up. His charismatic demeanor leads others into the void as he emptys his clip unto the opposing side. He is also likely to be a zoophile as he indluges in horrid acts with a multitude of animals.

Dmoney tried to box up Alan but alan ran thirties too hard and emptied a clip into Dmoney.

by A-Money_definitions June 2, 2023

Alan

The worst valorant player and person you will ever meet. A straight-up e dater who spends the majority of his time in packard hall. Shut up kid

Wow that guy is an Alan, he definitely plays league.

by notalanchian January 20, 2022

Fred Alan Binless

Fred Alan Binless is clapped

Fred Alan Binless is clapped and has a sharper jawline than Morton hendren

by Shredded henchman Oliver February 13, 2021