jack alan coleman

Jack Alan Coleman is a stupid nigger who thinks getting in everybody else's business is okay. He thinks he is mature but in reality he makes everything about him because he insists on being the center of attention. Mr Coleman has an online girlfriend, they have been online dating for a year now. He thinks just because hes kept a relationship with one girl for so long means every girl is the same way, forcing himself into situations that don't even involve him! Jack Coleman is disliked heavily by his peers at times, for very obvious reasons.
Person 1: You know Jack Alan Coleman?

Person 2: You mean that nosy british guy? yeah, he sucks!
by grxcemxrtin April 07, 2020
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alan aura

Definition, an aura that radiates from an Alan that is too strong to be withheld from in the presence of one
I was writing an exam and the alan aura struck me like a lightning bolt.
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Alan alkadoo

man with a huge Cock
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alan chiu

a boy or girl who is unwillingly able to get laid.
That person over there is such an alan chiu.
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alan riverer

Joke from AvM fandom. Beck=river so basically Alan Becker
A: hy do u watch alan riverer?
B:u mean alan becker???
A:ye
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Jarrod Alan Houchin

Someone who generally gets ladies at all times of the day. In other terms gets pussy 24/7. And on rare a Jarrod Alan Houchin can be seen snorting whatever is at hand. generally known to be very loyal to the ladies. Jarrod Alan Houchin is one of the best guys you will ever meet loyal true friend. Overall if you are looking for a huge dick or a man to keep you warm at night look for a Jarrod Alan Houchin.
Man Jarrod Alan Houchin is the only man for me
by Loyal defined December 12, 2017
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Alan jackson

The only country singer who still sounds country
Alan jackson is good
by Obama Bin Laden March 29, 2023
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