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Alan

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The bestest alien in the whole world.
Me: love you Alan
Alan: u 2
by Rubbishwilly November 14, 2019
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Alan

Alan-(noun) Male Name of American origin- individuals who are named Alan, are more likely to be a homosexual bottom, as well as trash at fortnite
"Yo Alan!" Alan-"fuck my ass"
by Real professor June 9, 2019
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Alan

Alan is that one guy you have for a hairdresser / he takes his time to annoy you so if you meet him he will be a little annoying // this is a joke
alan the hairdresser
by REEEEEEEEE//HEHE June 16, 2019
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father alan

The big wild nonce who likes to play with children
by That random knob September 26, 2019
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Father alan

A nonce who loves to touch kids with pleasure
Ahh here he is father alan
by Dieinafire October 7, 2019
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Alan’s K

Alan’s K is an organic hormone secretion that is produced by the U-gene, that tends to create orgasmic sensations in women.
Her sensations of pleasure are due to the level of Alan’s K she has in her body.

If you rub the Alan’s K hormone ointment on her, she tends to become stimulated in a wild way.

A Sarina girl is easily aroused with Alan’s K.

Sarina Kaye orgasam hormones arrousal scotts Balls Scots Scrotum Wiseguy’s Alan’s K aphrodisiac oysters testosterone Dick’s Hip Flap
by Guruji Irv December 20, 2017
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Alan

Alan is a Scottish man, and my man.

He's the most handsome man in my heart.
Alan loves his woman
by ZJN January 1, 2018
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